AnalPhilosopher

“[I]t is ambition enough to be employed as an under-labourer in clearing the ground a little,
and removing some of the rubbish that lies in the way to knowledge.” —John Locke, 1689

“[P]hilosophy can no more show a man what he should attach importance to
than geometry can show a man where he should stand.” —Peter Winch, 1968

Friday, 30 June 2006

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

"Doctors See Way to Cut Risks of Suffering in Lethal Injection" (front page, June 23) points to the mounting evidence indicating that at least some prisoners have suffered horribly as they were put to death by lethal injection, awake and racked by pain but unable to move to let anybody know.

States have failed to ensure that they execute prisoners in a way that protects them from the risk of excruciating pain, as guaranteed by the Constitution.

These failures are documented in "So Long as They Die: Lethal Injections in the United States," the April 2006 Human Rights Watch report that I co-wrote.

Public debate on the humane execution of prisoners underscores the death penalty's real Catch-22: that any time a state executes its prisoners, it participates in an act of cruel and unusual punishment.

Sarah Tofte
New York, June 23, 2006
The writer is a consultant to the United States Program of Human Rights Watch.

Note from AnalPhilosopher: This writer is concerned about "horrible suffering" by murderers (in some cases, mass murderers). Where is her concern for the horrible suffering by the victims of these murderers? Does she even know how much the victims suffered? Has she looked into it? All murderers deprive their victims of a future, which is a necessary condition for all else that is of value to a person: enjoyments, projects, experiences, and activities. For this, they deserve to die. Some murderers, perhaps many or most of them, inflict great suffering on their victims before the victims succumb. For this, they deserve to suffer.

Note 2 from AnalPhilosopher: The writer says that capital punishment is cruel and unusual. She's entitled to her opinion. Thank goodness the United States Supreme Court disagrees with her. Thank goodness the framers of the United States Constitution disagreed with her. Thank goodness most Americans disagree with her. The day we stop killing murderers is the day we stop valuing innocent human life.

Note 3 from AnalPhilosopher: Did you notice the writer's term for "murderers"? She calls them "prisoners." Four times. How's that for manipulative rhetoric? Only murderers are put to death in this country. Calling a murderer a prisoner is like calling a dictator a leader. It's true, but it hides something morally significant. Don't say that the people being put to death might be innocent. They're convicted murderers! They've had all the due process taxpayers' money can buy. Besides, this writer isn't arguing that, because the conviction may have been erroneous, the suffering is unwarranted. She's arguing that even mass murderers whose convictions are correct should not be made to suffer.

Ambrose Bierce

Pie, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Cold pie was highly esteemed by the remains.—The Rev. Dr. Mucker, in a Funeral Sermon Over a British Nobleman.

Cold pie is a detestable
American comestible.
That's why I'm done—or undone—
So far from that dear London.
From the Headstone of a British Nobleman, in Kalamazoo.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Ullrich and Basso Out of the Tour de France

The sport I love—professional cycling—is being rocked with scandal. Darby Shaw just informed me by e-mail that Jan Ullrich, Ivan Basso, and other riders are out of the Tour de France, which begins tomorrow. Something to do with drugs. See here. I feel like someone kicked me in the solar plexus.

Addendum: Here is the New York Times story.

Windows Media Player 11 Beta

I decided to be a guinea pig for Microsoft and install its new Windows Media Player 11 Beta. Until today, I used Windows Media Player 10. The download and installation were flawless. Everything is working perfectly. I'm listening to "Behind Blue Eyes," by The Who. The application has some nice features, such as pictures of the albums on the side of the screen. Try it and see.

Thursday, 29 June 2006

Two Hundred Years Ago

The Corps of Discovery has reached Lolo Hot Springs on its passage across the Bitterroots. The party is not yet out of the woods (sorry), but the worst is over. In a few days, the Corps will reach what Lewis and Clark called Traveler's Rest (near present-day Missoula, Montana) and divide into two parties. Meriwether Lewis and a small party will go northeast to explore the Marias River. William Clark and a large party will go southeast to explore the Yellowstone River. Here are the journal entries of this date. Note that Lewis lasted 19 minutes in the hot spring. Can't you just see him with his chronometer in hand, sweating profusely, and don't you just know he tried to last 20 minutes but couldn't? Lewis was as anal-retentive as his mentor, Thomas Jefferson.

Norman Geras on the Morally Impoverished Left

The Taliban in Afghanistan; Saddam's Iraq; the reduction of a human being by torture; the use of terror randomly to kill innocents and to smite all those by whom they are cherished; mass murder; ethnic cleansing; all the manifold practices of human evil—to look upon these and at once see "capitalism," "imperialism," "America," is not only to show a poverty of moral imagination, it is to reveal a diminished understanding of the human world. A social or political science, or a practical politics, that cannot rise to the level of what has been understood, in their own mode, by the great religions—and I say this as a resolute and lifelong atheist—and what has also been understood, in their own mode, by all the great literatures of the world, is a science and a politics that can no longer be taken seriously. It should not be taken seriously by anyone attached to the democratic and egalitarian values that have always been at the heart of the broad socialist tradition.

(Norman Geras, "The Reductions of the Left," Dissent 52 [winter 2005]: 55-60, at 58-9 [italics in original])

Peg

Here is Peggy Noonan's latest column.

Avon Calling

I'm sorry, but real men don't wear makeup.

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Crocodile Tears

The editorial board of The New York Times is upset that the United States Supreme Court upheld Texas's redistricting plan, which redounds to the benefit of Republicans. Do you suppose the Times would be upset if the plan had benefited Democrats? (That's a rhetorical question.)

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Am I the only one who has a problem with the hoopla surrounding the giveaway of billions by Warren E. Buffett and Bill Gates?

While that's all very nice indeed, didn't our country's founders seek to create a nation that did not depend on the whims and kindness of aristocratic elites?

Burt Cohen
New Castle, N.H., June 27, 2006

Ambrose Bierce

Abdication, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne.

Poor Isabella's dead, whose abdication
Set all tongues wagging in the Spanish nation.
For that performance 'twere unfair to scold her
She wisely left a throne too hot to hold her.
To History she'll be no royal riddle—
Merely a plain parched pea that jumped the griddle.
G.J.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Gitmo

The United States Supreme Court has ruled that President Bush's military tribunals violate the Uniform Code of Military Justice and the Geneva Convention. See here for details. Don't worry. The detainees aren't going to be released. All this means is that they'll have to be tried in military courts, under military law, or civilian courts, under civilian law. Perhaps if any of them are released, they'll be taken in by Yale University.

Addendum: The Left is hyperventilating about the case, thinking it won a major victory. If there's a victory, it's hollow. See here.

Thus Ate Zarathustra

Bob Hessen brought this essay by Woody Allen to my attention. Allen studied philosophy, as I'm sure you can tell.

Addendum: As I read Allen's essay, I thought of a nutritional bar given to me by a former student. I keep it on my office desk.

Argumentum ad Verecundiam

One of my readers sent this.

Wednesday, 28 June 2006

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Richard John Neuhaus on Religion

Thinkers and pundits of all varieties are today paying much more attention to religion than was the case fifty or even twenty years ago. Almost nobody today claims that religion is in the process of withering away. What is being said by some who are uncertain of their place in a pervasively and confusedly Christian society is that the resurgence of religion in public is nothing to worry about. It is nothing to worry about because it is not distinctively Christian and therefore is not threatening to non-Christians. In the case of Jewish thinkers, this view reflects a longstanding assumption that the less Christian a society is the better it is for Jews. That assumption had some warrant in the European experience, although one does not forget that the regime that perpetrated the Holocaust was virulently anti-Christian.

(Richard John Neuhaus, "The Public Square," First Things [June/July 2006]: 55-71, at 57)

Immortality

I don't recall where he said it, but Woody Allen said this (my paraphrase): "Some people achieve immortality by writing books. Some people achieve immortality by having children. I want to achieve immortality by not dying." Amen.

Hall of Fame?

Here's a new feature. I link to the statistics for a baseball player and ask whether he belongs in the National Baseball Hall of Fame. You make a case one way or the other. If the player is active and you think his statistics don't warrant induction, explain what he needs to accomplish before being worthy. Here is today's player.

Comeuppance

Harvard University has become an insane asylum run by lunatics instead of what it purports to be, viz., an institution devoted to the acquisition of knowledge. It's fitting, therefore, that Harvard should lose a huge donation from Larry Ellison. See here. The message: Political correctness, like crime, doesn't pay.

Ambrose Bierce

Keep, v.t.

He willed away his whole estate,
And then in death he fell asleep,
Murmuring: "Well, at any rate,
My name unblemished I shall keep."
But when upon the tomb 'twas wrought
Whose was it?—for the dead keep naught.
Durang Gophel Arn.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

My Preference

Consider the following states of affairs:

1. My beloved Detroit Tigers win 14 consecutive division titles, but only one World Series.

2. My beloved Detroit Tigers finish in last place 13 times in 14 years. In the year they don't finish in last place, they finish first and win the World Series.

I have a strong preference for 2 over 1. Am I irrational?

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "Bush Condemns Report on Sifting of Bank Records" (front page, June 27):

President Bush calls the conduct of The New York Times and other newspapers "disgraceful" for revealing a secret program to track terrorists.

I say it is the conduct of his administration that is disgraceful.

What started out as a war against a specific enemy—Al Qaeda—has evolved into an unwinnable war against invisible, nameless enemies.

This war is now a political tool, one that the Republicans have used to pit Americans against their fellow Americans.

The information being collected (phone records and bank records)—how will we ever know that it is being used for legitimate purposes?

Some people say the snooping is all right, frightened of the specter of terrorists. I'm tired of the promotion of fear and the prying into our private lives.

When will we return to normalcy?

Homer Thiel
Tucson, June 27, 2006

Note from AnalPhilosopher: When the Islamists stop trying to destroy us?

The Times Defends Itself

The editorial writers of The New York Times defend the news department's decision to publish the story about financial tracking. See here. I'm skeptical of the claim that the aim of the story was not to harm the Bush administration. I've been reading the Times (online) since President Bush was elected in 2000, and it's clear to me that the Times hates him and does everything it can, short of outright fabrication, to make him look bad. But that would be to question the reporters' and editors' motives, and that wouldn't be charitable, and philosophers such as me are supposed to be charitable. So is the decision to publish the story defensible? The Times seems to defend itself on the ground that its story didn't (in fact) compromise national security. The implication is that, if it had compromised national security, the Times would not have published it, or would have thought twice about publishing it. It's good to know that there are limits, defined by national security, to what the Times is willing to publish. If you think the Times crossed the line in this case, you're free to withhold your financial support by either canceling your subscription or not reading the newspaper online (where you "pay" by being exposed to advertisements). I'll continue to read the Times—to expose its biases. Someone needs to watch the watchdogs.

Agriculture

Here is Richard Posner's post on agricultural subsidies.

Tuesday, 27 June 2006

The Roots of Islamism

Here is your Tuesday evening reading.

Eating Rightly

See here.

"He Was Literally Going Crazy"

This is funny.

From the Mailbag

KBJ,

Your remarks about soccer bring to mind a question I have been pondering the last day or so: How would you, or people in general, rank different sports by the standard of how enjoyable they are to watch (as broadcast on TV, just to be specific)? Just to get the ball rolling, let me give my offhand rankings of various sports, 10 for extremely enjoyable, 0 for not enjoyable at all.

baseball 6
football 4
hockey 3
basketball 2
soccer 1
NASCAR racing 1
marathon racing 1
bicycle racing 1
paint-drying competitions 0

Write up your own thought on such rankings, if you find the topic interesting.

Mark Spahn

Greg Mankiw's Blog

One of my readers brought this blog to my attention. Thanks! I will add it to the blogroll.

Abortion and Charity

Egalitarians argue that tax laws should be changed so as to extract more wealth from the wealthy. The wealth accumulated by the state would be transferred to the needy or disadvantaged in the form of social-welfare programs, such as food stamps. Whenever I hear this argument, I suggest that the proponent and like-minded people give of themselves. If you’ve been reading this blog for any length of time, you’re familiar with my reply.

Couldn’t this argumentative weapon be turned against me? Couldn’t it be said that those who believe that abortion should be criminalized should simply refrain from having or performing an abortion?

This betrays a misunderstanding of what I’m saying. I’m not saying that egalitarians should stop trying to change tax laws. They have every right to do so, and should, if that’s what they believe justice requires. I’m saying that in addition to trying to change tax laws, they should give their wealth away. I’m telling them not to wait for success on the political front. In the meantime, live up to your egalitarian principles. If you believe that there are unmet needs, and if you’re able to meet some of them, do so—even as you work for changes in the tax laws. Be consistent. Put your money where your mouth is.

I say the same to those who would criminalize abortion. If you believe that abortion is murder, and that, as such, it ought to be prohibited and punished by law, then you should neither have nor perform an abortion. Be consistent. Don’t try to restrict other people’s liberty while preserving your own.

Each of us is both a citizen and an individual. Qua citizen, one should work for changes in the laws that govern us—to bring them in line with what one believes justice requires. Qua individual, one should live in accordance with what one proposes to impose on others. To do otherwise is to be a hypocrite.

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Brand Blanshard (1892-1987) on Nietzsche

I must confess that often, when I have tried to read the most popularly effective of German philosophical writers, Nietzsche, I have felt like throwing the book across the room. He is a boiling pot of enthusiasms and animosities, which he pours out volubly, skilfully, and eloquently. If he were content to label these outpourings "Prejudices," as Mr. Mencken so truly and candidly labels his own, one could accept them in the spirit in which they were offered; there is no more interesting reading than the aired prejudices of a brilliant writer. But he obviously takes them for something more and something better; he takes them as philosophy instead of what they largely are, pseudo-Isaian prophesyings, incoherent and unreasoned Sibylline oracles.

(Brand Blanshard, On Philosophical Style [Bloomington and London: Indiana University Press, 1967], 14-5 [first published in 1954])

Ambrose Bierce

Magpie, n. A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to some one that it might be taught to talk.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Churchill

Here is the latest on University of Colorado "professor" Ward Churchill. It appears that he will be fired. His attorney says the "real reason" for the firing is that Churchill has made unpopular statements. The university denies this, insisting that Churchill is being dismissed for misconduct, including plagiarism. The only question, to my mind, is whether this latter claim is true. If it is, then there is adequate reason for the firing, whatever anyone thinks about the "real reason." (Can't there be more than one reason for the same act? Does the fact that there's a bad reason mean that there isn't a good reason?) Plagiarism is the cardinal sin of academia, as every professor tells his or her students. If plagiarism is not a ground for firing, then nothing is.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

If John Tierney ("Kicking the Soccer Habit," column, June 24) and fellow Americans feel bored by the "long scoreless stretches" of soccer, it is because their sporting sensibilities have been molded by our industrialist obsession with productivity.

The rhythm and progress of Americans' favorite sports are defined by instant, up-to-the-minute, quantifiable results that measure production: yards gained or lost, balls and strikes, points and rebounds.

For all the talk about the aesthetics of American sports, the truth is that very little that does not yield some measurable gain or loss is enjoyed by the fans.

In soccer, on the other hand, only the briefest intervals of a game's 90 minutes yield any measurable results. What's enjoyed is the beauty, exhilarating but untied to production, of the activity itself.

This is the definition of an aesthetic experience.

Yu Jin Ko
Wellesley, Mass., June 24, 2006

Note from AnalPhilosopher: So that's why I don't like soccer! Now that I understand the etiology of my dislike, I can start liking the sport. Thank you, Yu Jin Ko!

Note 2 from AnalPhilosopher: I can't resist a comment on the writer's final sentence. I find soccer ugly in the extreme. If you want beauty, watch baseball. A well-turned double play is sublime. A throw from right field to home plate, with the runner sliding head first to avoid the catcher, is exquisite. A diving stab by the third baseman is spine-tingling. Baseball is the sport of the gods. Soccer is for dolts.

Darby's Latest Adventure

Here is Darby Shaw's narrative of his latest bicycling adventure.

Monday, 26 June 2006

The Anti-Chomskyan Redoubt

See here.

Does The New York Times Hate America?

See here.

Murtha

Here is John Fund's latest column.

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Blogs

Here are some of my favorite bloggers (in no particular order):

Dr John J. Ray (Dissecting Leftism)
Steve Rugg (JusTalkin)
Peg Kaplan (what if?)
Jeff Percifield (Beautiful Atrocities)
Ally Eskin (Who Moved My Truth?)
Dr Bill Keezer (Bill's Comments)
Dr Bill Vallicella (Maverick Philosopher)
Michelle Malkin (Michelle Malkin)
Donald L. Luskin (The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid)
Norm Weatherby (Quantum Thought)
Kim du Toit (The Other Side)
Glenn Reynolds (InstaPundit)

If you think I'm missing a good blogger, let me know.

The Trouble with Chomsky

George Jochnowitz, a retired linguist, has written an interesting essay about his fellow linguist Noam Chomsky. See here. Thanks, Dr Jochnowitz!

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

I am a liberal, always-voted-for-Ted-Kennedy (until this year) Democrat who supports the House immigration bill over the Senate bill.

Here we face potentially disastrous greenhouse warming, and Americans are the biggest per capita emitters of greenhouse gases in the world, and the Senate bill would add millions to the United States population over the next 20 years (from countries where per capita greenhouse emissions are a tiny fraction of our own), not only from amnesties, chain migration and children born to immigrants, but through guest worker provisions so liberal they are likely to spawn a new industry to import labor for big companies. That, in turn, will prove disastrous for American workers, who will have to compete with the cheap foreign labor.

The United States is already the fastest-growing industrialized nation, and most of that growth is due to mass immigration. We don't need any more.

David Holzman
Lexington, Mass., June 22, 2006

Rove

Isn't it funny how leftists hate Karl Rove? You could almost hear the wailing when it was announced that Rove would not be indicted. Leftists would love Rove—indeed, worship him—if he were on their side. They hate him because he's the best at what he does. The hatred is directly proportional to Rove's ability to win elections. I didn't know it until today, but Rove is a history buff. See here for his essay about Theodore Roosevelt.

North Texas Weather

Having lived in Tucson for five years (August 1983 to August 1988), I know what a difference humidity makes to bodily comfort. Moving to Texas was a shock to my system. But human beings are adaptable. I've gotten used to the heat and humidity of Texas, having lived here for almost 18 years. June is always steamy, with both high temperatures and high relative humidity. It reminds me of my native Michigan. The humidity decreases in July and August, although it's every bit as hot. A strange thing happened yesterday evening. The air shifted from south to north. Instead of having moist Gulf air overhead, we have dry northern air. It feels wonderful! The temperature is about the same (right now it's 85.8º Fahrenheit), but it's much more comfortable. I just ran 3.1 miles. The dry air means perspiration evaporates more easily, and that cools the body, which makes running less onerous. I'm curious as to what sort of exercise my readers get. Please describe your exercise regimen in the comments area. Be sure to mention where you live. I run at least 3.1 miles every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I ride my bike at least 60 miles every Saturday. I also do 75 sit-ups a day and one arm/chest exercise on my Soloflex machine. Shelbie and I take two long walks every day. Are you surprised that I weigh only 156.5 pounds? I weigh the same now, at 49, as I did in my 20s. Age, schmage. You're as young as you feel.

Ambrose Bierce

Baal, n. An old deity formerly much worshiped under various names. As Baal he was popular with the Phœnicians; as Belus or Bel he had the honor to be served by the priest Berosus, who wrote the famous account of the Deluge; as Babel he had a tower partly erected to his glory on the Plain of Shinar. From Babel comes our English word "babble." Under whatever name worshiped, Baal is the Sun-god. As Beelzebub he is the god of flies, which are begotten of the sun's rays on stagnant water. In Physicia Baal is still worshiped as Bolus, and as Belly he is adored and served with abundant sacrifice by the priests of Guttledom.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Waxahachie

This past Saturday, in beautiful Waxahachie, Texas, I did my 11th bike rally of the year and 382d overall. As had been the case the previous week, in Italy, the skies were threatening. At 7:30, several hundred riders rolled away from the starting line. This was my 14th Cow Creek Country Classic. There have been 20, so I’ve done most of them. I didn’t mind the clouds, for it promised to keep the temperature down. It’s usually blistering hot—and humid—during this rally.

I saw a magnificent sight as I rode along the Highway 287 frontage road: a rainbow. It was no ordinary rainbow, either. This one was complete. I could see the entire arch. I could even make out the colors of the spectrum—although, try as I might, I could not see the pots of gold at the ends. Another rider and I admired its beauty. The rider said there was a secondary rainbow. I didn’t catch his drift. Then, all of a sudden, I saw it. The secondary rainbow was above and quite far from the primary rainbow. Incredible! I couldn’t take my eyes off it, although, for safety’s sake, I had to. As I pressed on, the rainbow gradually faded. It made my morning. I cursed myself for not bringing my camera, for it would have made a terrific picture.

Some time during the first hour, the road became wet. This meant rain had passed through not long before. The sky was still dark and foreboding, but it was warm, so I didn’t particularly care whether it rained. I brought a plastic rain jacket this time in case I got drenched and chilled. At about one hour, it began to drizzle. It felt good, although, with the wet road, one had to be careful making turns. At two hours, I decided to make my first stop. It was in the middle of nowhere along a country road. Volunteers had set up tables for the water, sport drinks, and fruits they made available to the riders. There was a porta-potty nearby, with a long line in front of it. Vehicles were parked along the road.

No sooner had I gotten off my bike than I saw one of my oldest bicycling buddies, Phil Kevil, pull up. I had seen and talked to him at the start, but not since. He must have been within shouting distance of me for two hours! We finished up our business at the rest stop and rode out together. Riding with someone sure makes the miles go faster. Phil and I talked about everything from the Tour de France to his new house to our dogs to the way leftists are ruining the world. I enjoyed it very much. The rain got harder as we made our way to Maypearl, but neither of us got discouraged. As I like to put it, all bad things must come to an end.

The southern part of the course was shaped like an arrowhead. We knew that when we reached Milford, at the southernmost point, we would have a slight tailwind all the way back to Waxahachie. Sure enough, we did. Phil and I took turns pulling. By this time I had gotten my second wind and was feeling great. The rain had stopped and the air appeared to be drying. Luckily for us, the sun was still behind clouds, because it would have fried us if it were out. We stopped for a second time at about 64 miles. The volunteers at this rest stop were maximally friendly, even going so far as to mix the Gatorade to Phil’s specifications. We talked about the early days of the rally and other things. Finally, after resting for 10 minutes, Phil and I pushed off. We continued drafting on one another, although, by this time, the wind had shifted, so it was at a slower pace.

Waxahachie has a gorgeous courthouse. The rally takes the riders next to it as they pass through town. Phil and I finished strong and went our separate ways. I completed the 77.68-mile course in 4:41:59, for an average speed of 16.52 miles per hour. (That doesn’t count the two stops.) My maximum speed for the day was 36.9 miles per hour, set on the descent of Mountain Peak. (In North Texas, we call big hills “mountains.”) Counting warm-up and cool-down riding, I logged 80 miles. That’s my longest ride in over four years. Although it wasn’t hot during the ride, it reached 97° Fahrenheit for the day. In two months, I’ll be ready for the rigors of the Hotter ’n Hell Hundred in Wichita Falls. Thanks for the company, Phil! I had a great time.

Addendum: Here are some photographs from the 2005 Cow Creek Country Classic, in case you’re wondering what a bike rally is like.

Kenneth Minogue on Totalitarianism

[W]hat one must never forget about all totalitarian experiences is that they are created (though not necessarily sustained) by idealists, thirsting for virtue.

(Kenneth Minogue, "Totalitarianism: Have We Seen the Last of It?" The National Interest [fall 1999]: 35-44, at 35-6)

Welcome

If you've come here from Tech Central Station, welcome. Enjoy your stay. Come back often. Links are appreciated. If you'd like to read what federal appellate judge Richard A. Posner thinks of Noam Chomsky, click here. You'll note that it's Part 6. Click on the links in the titles until you get to Part 1; then use your "back" button to move through the paragraphs. The only people who take Chomsky seriously are sycophantic leftists such as Brian Leiter, the academic thug. Chomsky has long since abandoned reason when it comes to United States foreign policy. He is the crazy uncle in the attic.

Sunday, 25 June 2006

The Chomsky Fallacy

Here is my latest column at Tech Central Station.

BLAT

I hope you're reading Brian Leiter, Academic Thug on a regular basis. I'm having fun exposing the creep's abusiveness. Evidently, many people have linked to the site. It appears on the first page of a Google search for "Brian Leiter."

The Islamic Republic of America

See here for Jeff Jacoby's column.

Safire on Language

Here.

Michael Walzer on the Left

I don't think that the left, near or far, has even begun to come to grips with the disaster that was communism.

(Michael Walzer, "All God's Children Got Values," Dissent 52 [spring 2005]: 35-40, at 36)

Custer

The Battle of the Little Bighorn was fought 130 years ago today, on 25 June 1876. Many Americans thought that the so-called Indian problem had been solved. What a shock it must have been, therefore, to pick up The New York Times one morning and read about the massacre of Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer and much of the Seventh Cavalry. It must have seemed as though civilization itself was endangered. Here is the first account of the battle. Imagine how the Times would write the story today. First, it would have alerted the Indians to the three-prong pincer movement being conducted by the United States Army, on the ground that the American people have a "right to know" what their government is up to. Second, it would portray the Indians as a deeply misunderstood people, wanting nothing more than peaceful coexistence with the whites and harmonious natural living. Third, it would imply that the war was being waged by a neoconservative cabal in the White House.

Ambrose Bierce

Phonograph, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

From the Mailbag

Keith,

Read your post on law school and the link to the WSJ article. That closely describes my law career, though I must admit that I did not know what I really wanted to do in life when I went to law school or when I graduated, for that matter. While I really do not enjoy law, it has been good to me in that it has provided an above average living. It is also giving me the funds and flexibility (as a solo practitioner) to go back to school and study the things that I discovered are really meaningful to me. The thing I found most frustrating about law is that it is not portable. I could go anywhere in the world and work if I was a doctor, engineer, computer tech, auto mechanic, plumber, electrician. But I am basically stuck in Texas and certainly the US with a law degree and Texas Bar Card.

Hope all is well with you. Hope to see you soon. My Horns lasted only about 24 hours longer than your Mavs in the tourney. It was strange to not have a vested interest in the College World Series this year.

Cheers,
Jay

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

"Perfect Vision, via Surgery, Is Helping and Hurting Navy" (front page, June 20), in describing the laser eye surgery procedure known as photorefractive keratectomy, or PRK, states, "Rather than slicing into the cornea covering, Navy doctors grind it away."

The use of the verb "grind" connotes a process involving high abrasion and friction, with trauma to the surrounding tissue. Nothing could be further from the truth.

In laser refractive surgery using an excimer laser, corneal tissue is gently and precisely photoetched away, layer by layer, with each short pulse of laser light. Such photoetching removes tissue with minimal collateral damage, allowing the cornea to heal with no scarring. Thus, the cornea stays clear, enabling the patient to achieve 20-20 or even better vision after surgery.

Approximately 14 million patients have had excimer laser refractive surgery since the first sighted human patient was treated in 1987.

James J. Wynne
Mount Kisco, N.Y., June 21, 2006
The writer is one of the inventors of excimer laser surgery.

Frivolity

I hate watching commercials, so whenever a commercial comes on during a baseball game, I channel surf. Yesterday (or was it the day before?), I came across an interview between CNN’s Anderson Cooper and the actress with the grotesque lips, Angelina Jolie. I had heard that she was in Africa, so I paused to listen. It was hilarious. Cooper asked her about her “work” in Africa. She rambled incoherently, using postmodern buzzwords such as “colonial” and “oppressed.” Cooper’s eyes glazed over, as did mine. The difference is that he had to pretend she said something profound.

What is it with entertainers? Gene Simmons, the bass player for Kiss who has made a career of wearing comic-book costumes (including face paint), breathing fire, and spitting blood, expounds on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Alec Baldwin protests the war in Iraq. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt emote publicly about Africa. Janeane Garofalo, a comedian, and Michael Moore, a filmmaker, rail against the Bush administration. Bono, the singer for U2, travels the world on a private jet in search of poverty, disease, and famine. Singers, dancers, actors, athletes, musicians—all exploit their celebrity to draw attention to the latest earthly misfortune or atrocity. The mainstream media, ever eager to make a dollar, are more than happy to give them a forum. Celebrity sells.

Here’s my explanation for the crossover from entertainment to politics. Entertainers come to the realization (some later than others) that they have wasted their lives. They realize that they have been doing nothing more than making people laugh (or cry). Can you imagine anything more frivolous? A life devoted to entertaining people (as opposed, say, to educating them) is a life wasted, and who wants to waste a life? So entertainers try to make up for lost time by turning to important matters, such as alleviating famine, curing disease, and ending war. The problem is, they have no expertise, academic or otherwise, in these areas. They are dilettantes. Many of them are too vain or stupid to realize that they’re embarrassing themselves with their public pronouncements.

Social problems such as famine, disease, and war are intractable. If experts have been unable to solve these problems, how in the world are entertainers going to do so? Entertainers see the symptoms of social ills, and are good at emoting about them (they’re professional emoters, after all), but lack the intellect to diagnose the underlying disease. This makes their pronouncements insipid. “Why can’t we all just live in peace?” “Why doesn’t the wealthy West help these suffering people in Africa?” (Why don’t you help them?) “Violence doesn’t solve anything; it merely breeds more violence.” Tell that to Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Kim Jong-il. There are evil people in the world, and always have been. They must be stood up to and, if necessary, put down, for they can’t be reasoned with. To renounce violence, trendy and heartwarming as that may be, is to promote one’s own subjugation. The pacifistic Left has yet to understand this basic fact about the world.

I’m not saying there should be no entertainers. I love baseball, for example. Baseball players are paid very well to entertain me, and I’m willing to pay for it (although, by skipping commercials, I do my best to avoid doing so!). I love the music Gene Simmons makes (or made) with Kiss. I enjoy watching movies, especially if they involve men on horseback. But I don’t want Gene Simmons lecturing me on Israeli-Palestinian relations; I don’t want baseball players, who are good at hitting or pitching, hectoring me about famine, war, or disease; and I sure as hell don’t want a harebrained actress (or her equally harebrained husband) telling me, with an air of superiority, that I’m colonizing oppressed peoples.

Saturday, 24 June 2006

Norman Geras on the Simplistic Left

In affecting the general alignment of most of the socialist left in the conflicts that have preceded and followed the events of September 11, 2001, all this effort that I have tried briefly to characterize might just as well not have taken place. For even if more advanced models of theoretical explanation are now available to the left, it nonetheless seems to suffice in any given international conflict to know that on one side is the United States, and that the United States is a capitalist power that always has designs on the natural and human resources of the rest of the world. If you know this, everything else falls instantly into place; all other levels of analysis, all other considerations, are superfluous. They can either be ignored altogether, or they can be conceded in passing, but as merely secondary and hence ignorable in practice. The political alignments are always defined by the primary determinant—imperialism. But how does this differ from imperialism's being the only thing, with every other social, political, or ideological reality merely epiphenomenal, taking its place and meaning within the whole from the one true cause?

This, in any case, is how the would-be correct left alignment seems perpetually to establish itself. Knowing what the United States is—hegemon of global capitalism—and knowing what it must be up to, you have no need to allow any explanatory or strategic weight to other social, political, legal, or ideological realities. No need to give any decision-making, choice-determining weight to mass murder, or torture, or the fundamental rights of human beings; to the laws of war, the effects of specific political structures and belief systems, or the effects of the operational and moral choices made by movements cast by part of the left in an anti-imperialist role; to the character of the regimes opposed to the United States and its allies, however brutal those regimes might be; to the illegalities and oppressions for which they are responsible, whether at home or beyond their own borders; to genocidal processes actually ongoing and about which something cries out to be done; to the threats posed to democratic societies by movements that have already shown their deadly intent.

If this basic way of establishing the obligatory left alignment—always "anti-imperialist," at best evasive and at worst apologetic with respect to tyrannical regimes and reactionary social forces on the other side of the conflict from democratic capitalist powers—does not by itself suffice, other supplementary moves are also available. The United States is responsible not only for what it demonstrably does or has done; it is responsible also for all the reactionary forces, whether regimes or movements, opposed to it. It created them; it armed them; it used to support them (even if it no longer does). The United States—or imperialism—is therefore bad not merely in its direct embodiment, but indirectly as well, in the way it reappears within every noxious political reality across the globe. And even if it did not create and/or arm and/or previously support whatever unpleasantness is at issue, that still is not the end of the story. For the U. S. hegemon works its effects in multifarious ways. All bad things lead back to it. There are grievances out there simmering, and they too are its fault. Its global impact makes for grievances, and these grievances are transmuted into regressive ideologies and movements that, even if this section of the left does not unambiguously support them, it contrives to "understand" in a more or less indulgent way.

There is another route to the same conclusion. Once a conflict breaks out, you can forget about the codes of war or even the most elementary moral norms deriving from centuries of ordinary human experience. Moral responsibility for every wrong that occurs in the conflict resides on the same side. If American soldiers kill civilians or commit atrocities, the United States is to blame. If those against whom the United States is fighting perpetrate similar wrongs, the United States is to blame. This might be because it started the conflict (as with Iraq in 2003); but even if it was itself responding to an act of aggression on U.S. soil (as with Afghanistan), then, well, in some deeper sense, it still started the conflict. Either the grievances at the "root" of the crime it was responding to are traceable back to it or it should not have responded in so aggressive a manner. In the endless circle of the left-apologetic mind, everything always goes back to the master cause of worldly evil, to its unique North American source.

(Norman Geras, "The Reductions of the Left," Dissent 52 [winter 2005]: 55-60, at 56-7)

Twenty Years Ago

6-24-86 Tuesday. Today marked the fourteenth consecutive hundred-plus degree [Fahrenheit] temperature. The high was 101 degrees. I spent the day making tapes—that is, copying eight-tracks onto cassettes—and reading. I’ve been trying to read one chapter of Ronald Dworkin’s Taking Rights Seriously each day. But as I read, I’m constantly thinking of other things that I’ve read and other problem areas. Today, for instance, I thought about principles. Joel Feinberg [1926-2004], in his four-volume work The Moral Limits of the Criminal Law [New York: Oxford University Press, 1984-1988], speaks of several “liberty-limiting principles.” These are principles which, if true, constitute good reasons for enacting penal legislation. Frederick Schauer, in Free Speech: A Philosophical Enquiry, speaks of a “Free Speech Principle.” This principle holds that there must be a greater justification for restricting speech than other forms of behavior. And finally, Dworkin speaks of principles as the embodiment of moral rights. I spent the day trying to reconcile these three approaches to principles.

Ambrose Bierce

Pity, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Note from AnalPhilosopher: Ambrose Bierce was born on this date (24 June) in 1842. Happy birthday, you devil!

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

The Times blows the cover on a classified program used successfully to catch terrorists, and its executive editor justifies this by saying the existence of the program is "a matter of public interest."

Isn't the point that the public's right to know must be balanced against protecting the public at a time of war?

I'd rather know that the bad guys were being caught than having my "interest" in this story satisfied over this morning's cup of coffee.

I think that your decision to publish this information was irresponsible, and puts us all at greater risk.

John A. Maher
Summit, N.J., June 23, 2006

Note from AnalPhilosopher: See here.

Dr John's Car Report

I read Dr John J. Ray for many reasons. One reason is that he's funny. See here for John's "car report." I can just see him darting through traffic in his Mini.

Friday, 23 June 2006

Wesley J. Smith on Scientism

Science, properly understood, is a method for gaining and applying knowledge about the workings of the physical and natural worlds. Science is apolitical. It is also amoral. Its purview is the three-dimensional universe and its elements, which scientists can observe, identify, measure, and test.

Scientism is almost the mirror opposite: Where science is objective, scientism is subjective. Science is about gaining information. Scientism is about proselytizing for a belief. Science is a means. Scientism is an end. Where science sticks to facts and testing hypotheses, scientism purports to convey Truth.

It is important to distinguish these contrasting approaches. Genomic science, for example, tells us that humans share many genes in common with animals. But it was scientism speaking when journalist John Darnton wrote that Darwin’s theory of evolution means that the universe is “godless” and that “we are all of us, dogs and barnacles, pigeons and crabgrass, the same in the eyes of nature, equally remarkable and equally dispensable.” Similarly, science can tell us that an embryo is a distinct human organism—that is, a nascent human life. It cannot, however, tell us what moral value this entity should be accorded.

(Wesley J. Smith, “Jarring Sects,” review of A Jealous God: Science’s Crusade Against Religion, by Pamela R. Winnick, First Things [June/July 2006]: 42-4, at 42)

Why Charles Krauthammer Loves Australia

See here. By the way, the United States has no better friend than Dr John J. Ray of Brisbane.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Read this. What's the point of trying to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, other than to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands? I hope nobody thinks that finding such weapons would retroactively justify the war in Iraq. The question at the time the war began was not whether there were, in fact, weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but whether it was reasonable to believe as much—and arguably it was. It can be reasonable to believe a false proposition and unreasonable to believe a true proposition. (More precisely: It can be reasonable to believe a proposition that is, in fact, false, and it can be unreasonable to believe a proposition that is, in fact, true.) If President Bush believed, on the basis of the best intelligence available to him, that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, then, given Saddam Hussein's expressed belligerence toward the United States, he acted justifiably in invading Iraq, for his responsibility as commander in chief is to protect the American people. That the belief turned out to be false—or true!—is irrelevant.

Law Practice

A legal career might seem glamorous, especially if you watch law-related programs on television (remember L.A. Law?), but it can just as easily be a nightmare. Don't make the mistake I did, of going to law school before knowing what lawyers do on a day-to-day basis. After my first year of law school, I began clerking. I was appalled. "No way do I want to practice law for a living," I said. I stuck it out, though, and even practiced law for a while, but only to support myself while in graduate school. I was born to be a professor. This is not to say that every lawyer is unhappy. Many, including some of my law-school friends, are deliriously happy. My advice is as follows: (1) know yourself (i.e., assess your personality); (2) find out what law practice is like; (3) decide accordingly. In short, introspect, investigate, deliberate. See here for one person's take on the profession. See here for my advice page.

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Texana

Rice University, which has a fabulous baseball team (it produced Lance Berkman of the Astros, for example), is located in Houston. Here is a page that details its history.

Ambrose Bierce

Editor, n. A person who combines the judicial functions of Minos, Rhadamanthus and Æacus, but is placable with an obolus; a severely virtuous censor, but so charitable withal that he tolerates the virtues of others and the vices of himself; who flings about him the splintering lightning and sturdy thunders of admonition till he resembles a bunch of firecrackers petulantly uttering its mind at the tail of a dog; then straightway murmurs a mild, melodious lay, soft as the cooing of a donkey intoning its prayer to the evening star. Master of mysteries and lord of law, high-pinnacled upon the throne of thought, his face suffused with the dim splendors of the Transfiguration, his legs intertwisted and his tongue a-cheek, the editor spills his will along the paper and cuts it off in lengths to suit. And at intervals from behind the veil of the temple is heard the voice of the foreman demanding three inches of wit and six lines of religious meditation, or bidding him turn off the wisdom and whack up some pathos.

O, the Lord of Law on the Throne of Thought,
A gilded impostor is he.
Of shreds and patches his robes are wrought,
His crown is brass,
Himself is an ass,
And his power is fiddle-dee-dee.
Prankily, crankily prating of naught,
Silly old quilly old Monarch of Thought.
Public opinion's camp-follower he,
Thundering, blundering, plundering free.
Affected,
Ungracious,
Suspected,
Mendacious,
Respected contemporaree!
J. H. Bumbleshook.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

David R. Dow says his opposition to the death penalty does not focus on the likelihood that some innocent people will be executed. But for many death penalty opponents this is a primary argument, and I would like to respond to it.

Not executing murderers results in these murderers serving prison sentences, where some of them will assault, rape or kill other prisoners or guards. Some of these murderers will escape or be released and then assault, rape or kill people on the outside.

We don't know the names of these would-be victims whom we save by executing murderers, but it is likely that they far outnumber the innocent people that we execute.

David Schwinger
Staten Island, June 16, 2006

Ankle Biting Pundits

Here is a post about Andrew Sullivan, whom I stopped reading a couple of years ago. I stopped reading him when he began referring to the Federal Marriage Amendment as "the religious-right amendment." Instead of addressing the merits of the amendment, which, as someone with a Ph.D. degree, he might be expected to do, he dismissed its supporters as fanatics. That doesn't elevate public discourse. It degrades it. I have better things to do with my time than read condescending screeds.

Tragedy

Several months ago, during one of my walks with Shelbie, she brought a turtle from the stream along which we had passed. It was a box turtle, about the size of a softball. Shelbie must have known (or sensed, if “known” is too strong) that it was alive, because she rarely carries rocks or other objects (although she did when she was a puppy). To her, it was a toy—something to play with. I removed the turtle from her mouth and carried it back to the stream. The same thing happened a week or so ago. Whether it was the same turtle, I don’t know; but it was the same size and type.

Fast forward to yesterday evening. As I came around the school in the dark, I saw an object in the grass. I walked over to inspect. It was the turtle, lying on its back. I hoped it was living, but it was dead. There were ants on its head and legs. Putting two and two together, I concluded that Shelbie had carried the turtle from the stream again (perhaps the night before) and deposited it—on its back—on the grass. The turtle was apparently unable to right itself and died of exposure. It’s been very hot lately.

I spontaneously said, “You killed that turtle, Shelbie; you murderer.” I didn’t mean this, obviously. Shelbie is not a moral agent, like you and me, and hence not a murderer. She harmed the turtle, in the sense of setting back its interests, but is not responsible for it. It would be silly to blame her or punish her for something over which she had no control. Imagine saying, “Shelbie, dammit, you should have known that taking that turtle out of the stream might result in its death.” While she can be conditioned to act one way rather than another (like human children), she can’t reason, act on principle, or respect others. She lives in an amoral world. Human children become moral agents after a time, but animals such as Shelbie never do.

This is why it’s fallacious to infer from the fact that animals kill each other (via predation) that it’s morally permissible for humans to kill and eat animals. There’s a morally relevant difference between the cases, namely, that humans are moral agents and animals are not. Humans are responsible for their conduct; animals are not. Humans can control their behavior; animals cannot. Humans can survive, even flourish, without meat; carnivorous animals cannot. It may be permissible to eat meat, but not because animals do it.

Addendum: I said that Shelbie is not responsible for the turtle’s death, even if she caused it, but that doesn’t mean I’m not responsible. Just as a parent is responsible for his or her child’s behavior, I’m responsible for Shelbie’s behavior. Of course, one can’t be blamed for something unless one was at least negligent. Was I negligent? I knew that Shelbie had a tendency to carry turtles away from the stream, so perhaps I should have watched her more carefully. (I’m assuming for the sake of argument that it was Shelbie who carried this turtle.) From now on, I will. By the way, what evolutionary value is there in a turtle’s having a shell so tall that it can’t right itself when it gets turned over? This seems like bad engineering, and natural selection is not a bad engineer. The advantage of such a shell must outweigh the obvious disadvantage.

Thursday, 22 June 2006

Baseball

Roger Clemens, who played for The University of Texas at Austin in the early 1980s, spent the 2005 season with the Houston Astros, who were swept in the World Series by the Chicago White Sox. Clemens didn't sign a contract for 2006, since he wasn't sure he wanted to play another season, so he was prevented by the rules from signing a contract until at least 1 May. He finally decided he wanted to play another year. Although he considered signing with other teams, such as the New York Yankees, he went back to the Astros. Tonight, having made three starts in the minor leagues, he is making his 2006 debut against the Minnesota Twins—in Houston's Minute Maid Park. I'm watching the game. Clemens will be 44 years old on 4 August. He made his Major League debut (for the Boston Red Sox) on 15 May 1984, when he was 21. Tonight, one of the batters he'll face is Joe Mauer, who is leading the majors in hitting. Mauer was born on 19 April 1983, just 13 months before Clemens made his first Major League appearance. Clemens is a sport of nature. Not many people have played at the age of 44. It's not as though he's a soft-tossing pitcher, either. He's a fireballer.

Addendum: Listen to this. According to the announcer of the game, there's an organization of twins in the state of Texas. Months ago, it purchased 200 tickets for tonight's game against . . . the Twins. It's 22 June. Clemens's uniform number is 22. The game is sold out, so this turned out well for the organization. It had no idea Clemens would return to the Astros this season, much less pitch tonight.

Brand Blanshard (1892-1987) on Philosophy

Philosophy is not an attempt to excite or entertain; it is not an airing of one’s prejudices—the philosopher is supposed to have no prejudices; it is not an attempt to tell a story, or paint a picture, or to get anyone to do anything, or to make anyone like this and dislike that. It is, as James said, “a peculiarly stubborn effort to think clearly,” to find out by thinking what is true. Any person who has made this attempt with the seriousness which alone justifies writing about it knows what an austere business it is. He knows that his hopes and fears and likes and dislikes are to be rated philosophically at zero or worse, that they not only make no difference to the truth, but get in the way of his seeing it. Of course he has such feelings; he may well have become a philosopher precisely because he felt so strongly about these issues. But he realizes more clearly than most men that “things are what they are, and will be what they will be,” whether he tears a passion to tatters about them or not. He knows from inner experience how often and how easily the needle of the compass is deflected away from truth by the presence in its neighbourhood of egotism, impatience, or the desire to score off somebody; and he would feel like a charlatan if he used on others methods he would resist in his own thinking. If he catches others in the attempt to use them on himself, his opinion of them plummets.

(Brand Blanshard, On Philosophical Style [Bloomington and London: Indiana University Press, 1967], 13-4 [first published in 1954])

Homosexual "Marriage"

Leftists such as Brian Leiter are so dogmatic—so convinced of their rectitude—that they refuse to engage in rational debate with their opponents. They say that anyone who opposes affirmative-action programs is racist. They say that anyone who supports the war in Iraq is a warmonger. They say that defenders of capitalism (or opponents of the welfare state) are greedy. They say that opposition to abortion is sexism (or worse, oppression). They say that teaching Design Theory in public schools is an attempt to establish theocracy. They say that opposition to homosexual "marriage" is bigotry (or homophobia). It's all very convenient, isn't it? Instead of engaging their opponents' arguments, they impugn the motives, character, intelligence, and integrity of their opponents.

The problem with this is that there is no necessary connection between being a good person and being a good arguer. Good people can make bad arguments and bad people good arguments. Attacking a person, therefore, leaves his or her argument unscathed. Every philosopher knows this, and teaches it to his or her students, which makes it all the more surprising that Leiter, who has philosophical training, continues to conflate persons and arguments. Until the Left returns to the realm of rationality, it will be powerless, politically. Here's an exercise for leftists. Grapple with law professor Margaret Somerville's arguments against homosexual "marriage." Don't focus on Somerville. Focus on her arguments. If one of her premises is false, say so and show why. If one of her inferences is invalid, say so and show why.

JusTalkin

Here is Steve Rugg's post about Father's Day.

Peg

Here is Peggy Noonan's latest column.

Ambrose Bierce

Hydra, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

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From Today's Los Angeles Times

Few Workers Admit to Office Supply Theft
By Molly Selvin, Times Staff Writer
June 22, 2006

If you're like most workers, you've probably taken pens, file folders, paper or other company supplies for your personal use.

But chances are, you don't think that amounts to theft. You're not alone.

A survey released Wednesday showed that 1 in 5 U.S. workers admitted to stealing company office supplies in the last year. But even the survey's authors acknowledged that the true rate of pilfering was much higher.

Some employees, workplace experts say, won't cop to stealing because they don't think what they are doing is theft. Others simply think that theft is justified, and they see their bosses doing it all the time.

A worker who grabs a ream of paper to print an office report on his home computer doesn't think he is stealing, said Brent Short, managing director of Spherion Corp., a Fort Lauderdale, Fla.-based staffing firm that commissioned the survey of 1,600 employees nationwide. Eighteen percent admitted to stealing.

An employee who takes a can of coffee from the office kitchen might justify it on productivity grounds.

"He figures, 'I don't have time to pick up coffee but I won't be any good tomorrow at work if I don't have it,'" Short said.

Some employees consider office supplies a fringe benefit of the job, said John Case, a Del Mar, Calif., security consultant.

Other workers are following their bosses' lead, said Karla Kretzschmer, a Michigan-based human resources consultant.

"When leaders use company cars for personal errands or get the office tech staff to set up their home computer, it's no longer as black-and-white," she said.

The problem is more pervasive among workers between the ages of 18 and 29, according to the survey. Nearly a quarter of those younger employees admitted raiding the supply cabinet, compared with 13% of workers 50 and over.

Mark Mehler, co-founder of CareerXroads, a New Jersey-based consulting firm, believes that younger workers are just more willing to admit to pilfering.

But Paul Harrington, who teaches economics at Northeastern University, contends that "kids working at low wages don't have much at stake if they get caught stealing. They'll just move to another job."

What do employees take?

"Anything that's not bolted down," said Short, who has observed seasonal patterns to office theft. "Around the holidays every tape dispenser in the office disappears because people are wrapping presents."

And in a couple of months, pens and pencils will fly off the shelves as parents restock their children's school backpacks.

Note from AnalPhilosopher: Boldface is mine.

Black Gold, Texas Tea

Here is Pete du Pont's column about America's oil dependence.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

As a four-mile-a-day, early-morning walker for over 20 years, I'd like to add one benefit to those mentioned in "Sidewalks Are for Walking" (Health special section, June 19). Beginning each day in such a healthful manner, which to me is both exhilarating and contemplative, ensures that no matter how complicated, troubled or even lazy the rest of the day may be, I can be proud of that hour.

My brother walks everywhere in Seattle, referring to it as urban hiking, a more Northwestern term than "destination walking."

But whatever it's called, traveling afoot instead of awheel appears to have no downside.

Join us!

Karen Runkel
Salem, Ore., June 20, 2006

Twenty Years Ago

6-22-86 Sunday. I sure miss David Cortner. He rode out of Tucson on his [Kawasaki] motorcycle about two and a half weeks ago, and I haven’t heard a word from him since. I hope to do some bike riding with him when he returns, in mid-August. Today, I rode to Picacho Peak for the second consecutive week. But this time I put the bike in the trunk of my car and drove to the corner of Ina Road and Interstate 10. My plan was to ride seventy miles, and that’s what I did (70.1, to be exact). My gross-average speed was 13.52 miles per hour and my top speed was thirty-six. The high temperature was 105 degrees [Fahrenheit], one degree lower than last [sic; should be “the previous”] week’s high.

Here are some statistics and comments on today’s ride. (1) I broke my 1982 mileage mark today, leaving only the 1985 mark to be broken. I need twenty-one miles in order to shatter that mark; I’ll get it next week. (2) The riding was fun, as usual. I listened to music along the way and had no trouble with vehicles. The mountain riding is becoming a breeze for me. At the peak, it got a bit cloudy, and this served to cool things down. I felt strong even when I got back to the car. (3) You should have seen my face when I got back! It was covered with white salt particles, making me look like a snowperson. But I didn’t care. I put the bike in the trunk and headed for home. It always feels great to take a shower and put clean crew socks and underwear on. I’ve done a lot of riding in the past two weeks. My stamina must be at an all-time high.

Roll on Down the Highway

Here is Richard Posner's latest blog post—about privatizing the nation's highways.

Wednesday, 21 June 2006

Happy Solstice

It's the first day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere and the first day of winter in the Southern Hemisphere. My friend in Alberta told me today that he walked his dog at midnight—with the sun still out! I thought I was the only person who walked his or her dogs at midnight.

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From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Your assertion ("Phony Deficit Hawks," editorial, June 18) that pay-go budget rules are the answer to federal deficits is a page from the liberal playbook—a way to put forth a solution that also happens to be irrelevant to the issue at hand.

Pay-go does not reduce the deficit, nor does it have any effect on the national debt.

Liberals have fought spending controls every step of the way, so pay-go would essentially force tax increases.

With the retirement of the baby-boom generation and $65 trillion in unfunded obligations looming on the horizon, we cannot tax our way out of this problem. There is no way to raise taxes high enough to keep up with the costs of these entitlement programs and still have a viable economy.

The real problem is that Congress is making promises that cost money we don't have. We need to stop that practice through disciplined spending restraint, not tax increases.

My legislation offers ways to put the brakes on spending, so our children will inherit a much more effective and affordable government.

Judd Gregg
Chairman
Senate Budget Committee
Washington, June 19, 2006

Ambrose Bierce

Tights, n. An habiliment of the stage designed to reinforce the general acclamation of the press agent with a particular publicity. Public attention was once somewhat diverted from this garment to Miss Lillian Russell's refusal to wear it, and many were the conjectures as to her motive, the guess of Miss Pauline Hall showing a high order of ingenuity and sustained reflection. It was Miss Hall's belief that nature had not endowed Miss Russell with beautiful legs. This theory was impossible of acceptance by the male understanding, but the conception of a faulty female leg was of so prodigious originality as to rank among the most brilliant feats of philosophical speculation! It is strange that in all the controversy regarding Miss Russell's aversion to tights no one seems to have thought to ascribe it to what was known among the ancients as "modesty." The nature of that sentiment is now imperfectly understood, and possibly incapable of exposition with the vocabulary that remains to us. The study of lost arts has, however, been recently revived and some of the arts themselves recovered. This is an epoch of renaissances, and there is ground for hope that the primitive "blush" may be dragged from its hiding-place amongst the tombs of antiquity and hissed on to the stage.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

You Supply the Caption

To this.

Where Have You Gone, Paul Krugman*?

Has anyone heard from Bush-hatin’ Paul? I hardly ever see him mentioned, let alone discussed. What a change from a couple of years ago, when every column of his was picked apart by the blogosphere. Yes, many of the discussions of his columns were critical, and some were abusive, but that comes with the territory. I’m sure Krugman would rather be read than not read, discussed rather than not discussed, criticized rather than not criticized. Writers need readers; otherwise, they’re just diarists.

I have no idea what The New York Times was thinking when it put Krugman’s semiweekly column behind a wall. Did it think many people would pay to read Krugman’s column—or those of other columnists, such as Maureen Dowd? As much as I enjoyed spotting fallacies and confusions in Krugman’s columns, I wouldn’t pay a penny for them. I suspect this is true of many bloggers. And how must Krugman feel about the wall? It must kill him to be wrenched out of public discourse. It’s like a star player being benched. He seems to have a need to interject himself in every debate, from macroeconomics to politics to journalism to health care to warfare. Why he thinks anyone cares what he has to say outside his academic specialty (economics) is a puzzle; but he apparently does.

I hope you’re well, Paul. Maybe some day you’ll rejoin the debates of the day, either because the Times has had a change of heart about its wall or because you’ve struck out on your own. Have you considered starting a blog? You can continue to write a column twice a week. Just post it in your blog instead of giving it to the Times. Surely you don’t need the money. Indeed, isn’t it unseemly and hypocritical for egalitarians such as yourself to be accumulating vast sums of money, when there are hungry, homeless, and sick people out and about? I know you think everyone should be coerced into giving money to the poor, but until that glorious day comes, shouldn’t you and your egalitarian friends be putting your money where your mouths are?

* "Op-Ed columnist Paul Krugman has the disturbing habit of shaping, slicing and selectively citing numbers in a fashion that pleases his acolytes but leaves him open to substantive assaults" (Daniel Okrent, "13 Things I Meant to Write About but Never Did," The New York Times, 22 May 2005).

Tuesday, 20 June 2006

Leftist Hysteria

Pundits are a dime a dozen. Many, such as Brian Leiter, are blowhards, drawing attention to themselves but contributing nothing to intelligent discourse. Dennis Prager is an exception to the rule. He's thoughtful, interesting, and articulate. See here for his latest column.

Best of the Web Today

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"Bell Boy (Keith's Theme)," by The Who, from Quadrophenia (1973)

The beach is a place where a man can feel
He's the only soul in the world that's real,
Well I see a face coming through the haze,
I remember him from those crazy days.

Ain't you the guy who used to set the paces
Riding up in front of a hundred faces,
I don't suppose you would remember me,
But I used to follow you back in sixty three.

I've got a good job
And I'm newly born.
You should see me dressed up in my uniform.
I work in hotel all gilt and flash.
Remember the place where the doors we smashed?

Bell Boy! I got to get running now.
Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.
Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.
Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.
You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.

Some nights I still sleep on the beach.
Remember when stars were in reach.
Then I wander in early to work,
Spend the day licking boots for my perks.

A beach is a place where a man can feel etc.

People often change
But when I look in your eyes,
You could learn a lot from
A job like mine.
The secret to me
Isn't flown like a flag
I carry it behind
This little badge
What says . . .

Bell Boy!

Note from AnalPhilosopher: This is a tribute to my friend Keith Basherian (1958-1982), who died in a motorcycle accident 24 years ago today, in El Paso, Texas. Like Keith Moon of The Who, about whom this song was written, Keith was a drummer. Both died young. Both were geniuses. Both were tragically flawed.

Ambrose Bierce

Reprobation, n. In theology, the state of a luckless mortal prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin, whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are predestined to salvation.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Gary

My little brother Gary, whose diapers I changed, is 40 years old today. It doesn't seem possible. I'll never forget how he replied when someone asked for his birthdate. "June ah twunny." He was slurring his speech years before he began drinking beer! Happy birthday, Gary.

Addendum: Here is Gary (left), with our brother Mark, in 1978 (click to enlarge):

Little did we know that Gary would become a real big-game hunter.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "Karl Rove Beats the Democrats Again," by Frank Rich (column, June 18):

Once again, Mr. Rich highlights the greatest danger to the United States and the disastrous Iraq war: the dismal and pathetic opposition put up by the Democrats in Congress. How could the party of F.D.R. have sunk so low?

How can the Democratic Party be so gutless not to call for the immediate withdrawal of our brave troops from Iraq?

And why can't the Democratic leadership do what's right for America regardless of political consequences?

Until the Democrats can answer these questions, the worst administration in United States history will continue to squander American lives and destroy our standing in the civilized world.

Stephen Reinhold
Litchfield, Conn., June 18, 2006

From the Mailbag

Kemo Sabe:

Wondering if you've gotten into "Deadwood" on HBO? If you can get past the language there is a poetry about it all often requiring two viewings to fully appreciate and savor. The first year was superior to the second, but the third is starting out (2 episodes) as the best. Wifey can't stand it. Manly??? Peckinpahish. Men untamed—before the skirts took over. Alas, one concludes it is good they DID!!! Huh? I liked the first season so much I bought it—particularly due to its complexity. Several viewings add to the feel. But the LANGUAGE must be countenanced.

Tried Netflix? If you rent 3-4 DVD's a month it's worth it. Provided you don't get a worn out DVD, it works smoothly and the website is very accommodating and useful. Also, I finally got turned on to "24" this year and was spellbound. Heart pumping. HIGHLY recommend it. Ordered last year (season 4) from Netflix and the first 4 hours are ALSO addictive. The next 4 hours arrives today. But the NBA comes first tonight.

Best, Will

Note from AnalPhilosopher: I haven't seen either Deadwood or 24, Will, and I sure as hell haven't seen The Sopranos. When I get time for such things, I watch an episode from my DVDs of Miami Vice, La Femme Nikita, The Twilight Zone, or Soap. I need to get to my Planet of the Apes DVDs soon. They don't make good stuff like that anymore.

Monday, 19 June 2006

McKinney and Italy

It’s been warmer and drier than usual in North Texas. This past winter was quite mild, which disappointed me, since I enjoy using the fireplace. We’ve had almost no rain this year. Until Saturday. And wouldn’t you know it, I was doing a bike rally when it came. Nine days ago, in McKinney, I rode 73.8 miles in brutal heat, with the sun beating down. How bad was it? I saw bicyclists standing or sitting under trees along the route, especially near the end. I think a lot of people bit off more than they could chew. The official high temperature for the day was 100° Fahrenheit.

This past Saturday, in Italy, it was dry at the start, but the sky was foreboding. Ugly black clouds loomed overhead. Lightning flashed in the distance. Thunder rolled. The rally went off as scheduled at eight o’clock. I hoped for the best, but feared the worst. Before I got five miles out of town, the rain began. Riders were turning around and heading back. Others were stopped along the road, perhaps wondering what to do (or waiting for friends before deciding). I kept going. I’m not afraid of lightning. It’s not fun riding in the rain, but it’s part of bicycling. You take the weather you get.

The rain came and went. I got drenched on an easterly stretch of road about 10 miles from the start. Fortunately for me, I was riding side by side with a stranger at the time. We had a conversation about bike equipment, bike tours, and other things, which made the miles go faster and took our minds off the rain. It was dark. Vehicles had their lights on. Eventually, the man turned off on a shorter course. I stopped at the rest stop in Barry to eat a banana, use the porta-potty, and look at my map. I stood under the awning to avoid the rain, joking with the volunteers and other riders. After I left the rest stop, the rain let up. The wind was stiff enough to dry my jersey. Things were looking up.

But the rain came back. It made for dreary riding. And then, as I approached the rest stop in Dresden, I felt my front tire go flat. This surprised me, because I had done 63 rallies (about 3,700 miles) without a flat. My most recent flat tire in a rally was on 16 August 2003, in Dallas. I’ve been lucky. I changed the flat on the side of the road in the rain. Talk about depressing! But what are you going to do? I could sit there and cry or change the tube. I thought of the travails of Lewis and Clark and thanked my lucky stars I had only a flat tire and rain to deal with, as opposed to grizzly bears, rattlesnakes, golfball-sized hail, rapids, intense heat, frigid temperatures, hunger, and hostile Indians. About 15 minutes after feeling the tire go flat, I was back on the road. Lots of riders had passed me in the meantime. I rode half a mile to the rest stop and got off the bike.

While standing under the awning, I got chilled. I was soaked to the skin. It was probably a mistake to stop, since riding keeps the body warm. I talked to my friend Pat, who had been smart enough to bring his rain jacket. I stupidly left mine in the car, thinking a little rain might feel good in the heat. Ha! The 60-mile and 50-mile courses split at the rest stop. I decided to skip the loop to the south and do 50 miles. Pat went the other way. I shivered for several miles, cursing the rain. Finally, having fought the wind for over an hour, I turned northward and got the wind at my back. Not long after, my friend Joe and his son Jason on their tandem caught me. They, too, were doing the 50-mile course. This cheered me up. We rode in together, stopping in Frost for the fresh plums that only the Italy rally has. The rain had trickled to a halt a few miles earlier, and by the time we got back to Italy it had stopped and the sun had come out. The road was dry. Joe told me that the temperature during the rain was 67°. (He has a thermometer on his bike computer.) It was well into the 70s at the finish, and very humid.

Had I known that the rain would stop, I would have done the 60-mile course; but I feared it was an all-day rain, and I was eager to get out of my wet clothing, which was uncomfortable. This was my 14th Italy rally. All the others have been 60 miles. Oh well, I got to see a different segment of road. My average speed for 50.60 miles was 16.03 miles per hour. It was my 10th rally of the year and 381st overall. Heat one week, rain and chill the next. That’s North Texas for you. Never a dull moment.

Deconstructing the Democrats

Here is John Fund's latest column.

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Lance

If you're an athlete, you may find this interesting.

Philosophy

Philosopher Linda Hirshman writes:

I'm a philosopher, and it's a philosopher's job to tell people how they should lead their lives. We've been doing so since Socrates.

That philosophers have been telling people how to lead their lives for a long time doesn't mean anyone has listened to them—or should. If we listened to Plato, the student of Socrates, we'd be living in a totalitarian society. Philosophers have no normative authority. They're technicians, trained in conceptual analysis and methodology (the study of method). If they wish to make a difference in the world, they must draw out the implications of what people already believe and hope that people care enough about consistency (or are troubled enough by cognitive dissonance) to make appropriate changes in their noetic structure.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "That Wild Streak? Maybe It Runs in the Family" ("The DNA Age" series, front page, June 15):

It is always disheartening to me as a psychotherapist for almost three decades to read yet another "pronouncement" in the "nature versus nurture" debate.

My dismay is not because I take one side or the other, but because I, like anyone who has worked in depth with the mental and emotional lives of real people, realize that this dualistic point of view is inherently flawed.

We all have a variety of genes handed down to us that don't always "activate." Circumstances, positive or negative, at various times in our lives have been shown through numerous studies to trigger the actions of otherwise dormant genes, be they for cancer or adventure.

What drives the behavior and tendencies of all human beings is nature and nurture.

Peter Loffredo
Brooklyn, June 15, 2006

Retronym Alert

First, there was mail; then there were electronic mail and voice mail; and now there is snail mail.

Ambrose Bierce

Acephalous, adj. In the surprising condition of the Crusader who absently pulled at his forelock some hours after a Saracen scimitar had, unconsciously to him, passed through his neck, as related by de Joinville.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Twenty Years Ago

6-19-86 Good news! My program of studies for the Ph.D. degree has been approved by the university [of Arizona]. This means that my three graduate philosophy courses from Wayne State [University] have been successfully transferred and that I’ve otherwise complied with all departmental and university regulations. Never again will I have to take a course for credit. Nor will I have to write a term paper on a subject in which I’m not interested. From here on out, if I attend any courses at all, it will be on a volunteer basis. I do, however, intend to audit at least one course per semester while I’m studying for preliminary exams and working on my dissertation. How nice it is to make progress like this. It won’t be long before I’m on the philosophy job market. [I got my first job two years later.]

In more somber news, Len Bias, recently drafted by the world champion Boston Celtics out of the University of Maryland, has died, apparently of a cocaine overdose. I was shocked to hear the news. Why in the world would someone with such a promising, lucrative future mess around with cocaine—or any drug, for that matter? It doesn’t make sense. The sporting world is buzzing with the news. Just a few days ago Bias was on top of the world, the number-two pick in the entire [National Basketball Association] draft; and now he’s dead.

From Today's Dallas Morning News

Re: "Flag law will get its day," by James R. Dyer, Friday Letters.

The Flag Protection Amendment is the biggest non-issue since gay marriage, another time-waster cooked up by the Republicans to divert attention from what is really harming our country.

Why don't the Republicans get busy reducing our budget deficit or getting us out [of] Iraq? What about tracking down Osama bin Laden, as President Bush promised?

If Osama were gay, I bet the Republicans could find him.

Deborah Lewis, Garland

Sunday, 18 June 2006

Twenty Years Ago

6-18-86 Wednesday. I’m still mulling over yesterday’s stunning Supreme Court news. It occurred to me that if [William] Rehnquist is confirmed by the Senate (as I expect), he’ll be only the third chief justice in my lifetime. The others were Earl Warren (appointed by Dwight Eisenhower) and Warren Burger (appointed by Richard Nixon). Warren turned out to be quite liberal, but the others are conservative. All three were appointed by Republican presidents. Also, I learned a bit more about Antonin Scalia today. He’s fairly young (in his early fifties), so his stay on the court (if confirmed by the Senate) could be long. Rehnquist is also young (sixty-two) as Supreme Court justices go, so he could be our chief justice for the next generation. As you can tell, I’m very much interested in the Supreme Court, its membership, and its history. It’s a powerful and prestigious institution, one I’d like to join some day. [Ha! As if an avowed atheist could serve on the Supreme Court.]

Retronym Alert

I just discovered a new retronym. A television advertisement for Citibank says, "Talk to a real person." First we had persons simpliciter. Then we had artificial persons, i.e., automated voice mail. Now, when we want to refer to persons simpliciter, we have to say "real person" to distinguish them from the artificial ones. Compare "acoustic guitar." First we had guitars simpliciter. Then we had electric guitars. Now, when we want to refer to guitars simpliciter, we have to say "acoustic guitar" to distinguish them from the electric ones. Damn technology. It's destroying our language. Or maybe it's enriching it. What do you think?

Baseball

I'm watching the Boston Red Sox play the Atlanta Braves on my Dell 42-inch high-definition plasma television. (Yes, I love rubbing it in.) A strange thing is happening. Although the game is being played in Atlanta, there are chants of "Let's go, Red Sox" and "You" (for Red Sox player Kevin Youkilis). I heard similar chants when Boston came to Arlington to play my adopted Texas Rangers. What's going on? I think there are Red Sox fans all over the country, and whenever they get a chance to see their team play, they flock to the ballpark. This must annoy the Braves to no end, for surely not all the fans who are rooting for the Red Sox are from out of town. There must be fans who like the Braves, in other words, but who like the Red Sox even more, and who root for the Red Sox when the teams play each other. This suggests that the fans' love of the Braves (or in my case, the Rangers) isn't very deep. John Smoltz of the Braves expressed displeasure with this the other day, but bit his lip before criticizing Braves fans. Speaking of Smoltz, wouldn't it be something if, later this season, he were traded to the Detroit Tigers? The Braves are out of contention already, in my opinion, and the Tigers have a realistic chance to go to the playoffs. Smoltz began his career as a Tiger. It would take him full circle.

Two Hundred Years Ago

Incredible. Read today's journal entries of the Lewis and Clark expedition. Two enlisted men had close calls. John Potts (1776-1808) cut his leg with a large knife while blazing a trail in the mountains. Lewis had a hard time stanching the flow of blood. John Colter's (c. 1775-1813) horse slipped while crossing a fast-moving, icy river, sending the two of them rolling and tumbling downriver among the rocks. Colter miraculously escaped without injury.

Why is this incredible? Because in 1808, two years after the Lewis and Clark expedition ended, these same individuals, Potts and Colter, were trapping beaver near the three forks of the Missouri River (at present-day Three Forks, Montana) when they were ambushed by Blackfeet Indians. (For those of you who don't know, the Blackfeet were the baddest Indians in the West. Historian John C. Ewers calls them "raiders on the northwestern plains.")

Potts refused to submit. Upon shooting one of the Indians from his canoe, he was riddled with arrows (or bullets; accounts differ), dragged ashore, and dismembered in front of Colter, who was stripped and ordered to run for his life. I'll let Washington Irving and Thomas James tell the story. It's blood-curdling. (In the excerpt from Irving, you might want to scroll to the paragraph beginning "The next morning early.")

Shades of '89

I fell in love with professional cycling in 1989, when I was a visiting assistant professor of philosophy at Texas A&M University. I followed the Tour de France in The Houston Chronicle, since the race was not televised. Bicycle racing was as familiar to Americans as cricket or soccer. After three weeks of hard racing, Frenchman Laurent Fignon led American Greg LeMond by 50 seconds. Fignon was a two-time Tour winner (1983, 1984). LeMond had won once, in 1986. It was LeMond's first Tour after suffering a near-fatal gunshot wound to the torso.

The final stage was a short time trial in Paris. Fignon declared that it was impossible for LeMond to take 50 seconds out of him in so short a distance. LeMond, lying in second place, would start next to last. Fignon would start last, two minutes after LeMond. LeMond rode one of the fastest time trials of all time, in any race. He wore an aerodynamic helmet and used an aerobar. Fignon, eschewing the new technology, rode without a helmet and without an aerobar. After LeMond finished, Fignon knew what he had to do to win, but he lost to LeMond by 58 seconds. Fignon collapsed in horror (or exhaustion), while LeMond exulted. LeMond had won the three-week Tour by just eight seconds. I was hooked. I couldn't imagine anything more grueling or more exciting. See here for an account of the 1989 Tour.

Today's Tour of Switzerland had a similar finish. Entering the final stage, Spaniard Koldo Gil, a rising star, had a 50-second lead over third-place German Jan Ullrich. (The second-place racer, German Jorg Jaksche, was not expected to be a factor, and he wasn't.) Ullrich had the fastest time at all the checkpoints, but he wasn't far ahead of Gil. Ullrich finished with the fastest time. A few minutes later, Gil came in, 1:14 behind Ullrich. This gave Ullrich the overall victory by 24 seconds. Gil has no reason to hang his head. He rode extremely well. Ullrich simply overpowered him. Lance Armstrong has always said that Ullrich is the most talented rider in the professional peloton, and today Ullrich showed why. Ullrich covered the 19-mile course at an average speed of 29.53 miles per hour. That may not sound impressive, but the final few miles were ridden in torrential rain. This made the roads slippery, and there were many dangerous turns near the end. Congratulations, Jan! Here is the report.

The Tour de France begins on 1 July, just 13 days from now. I can't wait. I watch every stage live on OLN. Both Ullrich and Italian Ivan Basso, the recent winner of the Giro d'Italia, are in peak form. Others, such as American Levi Leipheimer, may challenge them, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a two-man race. I won't know for sure until the race starts, but I think I'll be rooting for Ullrich to win. He finished second to Armstrong many times, and has always conducted himself with class and dignity. Basso, who is younger than Ullrich, will have many more chances to win the Tour. Ullrich needs another Tour victory to cement his reputation as a great champion—and to prove that his victory in 1997 was no fluke.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "Detainees in Despair" (Op-Ed, June 14):

While I sympathize with any Guantánamo Bay detainees who were truly in the wrong place at the wrong time, I had to read Mourad Benchellali's article with a skeptical eye.

He glosses over the most pressing question for young men in his situation: what were you doing in the tribal badlands of Afghanistan?

He states that he thought it was a "dream vacation," and that he was channeled to what "turned out to be a Qaeda training camp," and "as soon as [his] time was up [he] headed home."

What? How long did it take Mr. Benchellali, after he saw the AK-47's, to realize that he was not at the Hilton?

If we are to believe that he and so many others are just innocent victims, then Afghanistan was one hot vacation spot, the Cancún for young Muslim men.

It's worth noting that had the 9/11 hijackers been thwarted in advance, they, too, could have claimed that they were lured by a "misguided and mistimed sense of adventure" and had never been on a battlefield.

Matt Bastian
Mercerville, N.J., June 14, 2006

Ambrose Bierce

Hypochondriasis, n. Depression of one's own spirits.

Some heaps of trash upon a vacant lot
Where long the village rubbish had been shot
Displayed a sign among the stuff and stumps—
"Hypochondriasis." It meant The Dumps.
Bogul S. Purvy.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Safire on Language

Here.

Saturday, 17 June 2006

Twenty Years Ago

6-17-86 . . . When I arrived at Terry’s house [apartment], he broke the big news of the day, news that I hadn’t yet heard: Chief Justice [of the United States Supreme Court] Warren Burger [1907-1995] has announced that he will resign at the end of this term to head the commission which celebrates the bicentennial of the [United States] Constitution. President [Ronald] Reagan has already nominated William Rehnquist [1924-2005] to replace Burger as chief justice and Antonin Scalia to replace Burger on the bench. I was absolutely shocked to hear this news, but I knew that Terry wouldn’t kid me about such a thing, so I spent the evening thinking about the ramifications. I’ve heard of Scalia. He’s an ideological conservative who was recently appointed to the Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit. As far as the overall court is concerned, there shouldn’t be much of a change. Burger, like Scalia, is conservative, although probably less rigidly so. And Rehnquist’s duties as chief justice include nothing more earth-shattering than selecting the justices who will write opinions. As I say, I’m dumbfounded by this news. I did not expect Burger to resign. [Chief Justice Rehnquist died this past September—in office. He was replaced by John Roberts Jr. Justice Scalia is still on the Court.]

Michael Walzer on Ideology

Something big has happened in American politics over the last several decades, a basic shift in perspective, a strange crossover of left and right traits that we need to understand. Consider the role of ideology on the right today. We on the left tell ourselves that the politics of the Bush administration is driven by old-fashioned class interest and corporate greed. But that's only partly true. If the old Marxist ruling class were actually ruling right now, its policies would be considerably more moderate than those of this administration—at home and, even more clearly, abroad. What we face in Washington is an ideologically driven politics, in which class interest is certainly well represented but also exaggerated and distorted.

(Michael Walzer, "All God's Children Got Values," Dissent 52 [spring 2005]: 35-40, at 35)

Ambrose Bierce

Everlasting, adj. Lasting forever. It is with no small diffidence that I venture to offer this brief and elementary definition, for I am not unaware of the existence of a bulky volume by a sometime Bishop of Worcester, entitled, A Partial Definition of the Word "Everlasting," as Used in the Authorized Version of the Holy Scriptures. His book was once esteemed of great authority in the Anglican Church, and is still, I understand, studied with pleasure to the mind and profit to the soul.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

what if?

Peg Kaplan likes potato chips. So do I! (Who doesn't?) I prefer Zapp's, although I've been known to eat just about any kind. I haven't tried Cape Cod. Are they good, Peg?

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "One Man's Memory of What the Nation Wants to Forget," by Brent Staples (Editorial Observer, June 10):

In 1944, I was traveling on orders from Fort Bragg, N.C., to Fort Sill, Okla. In Missouri, I had to change trains, and outside the station I saw military policemen with carbines in front of a restaurant. I walked over to ask about the activity, and an M.P. told me that German prisoners of war were eating inside.

It was fascinating to see the enemy soldiers being served at tables with white tablecloths and sparkling silverware.

At the end of the platform I saw a sight forever embedded in my mind: a company of black American soldiers standing on line with their mess gear waiting to be fed. I couldn't believe my eyes. American G.I.'s having to stand on line for food and then try to find a place to sit, while at that very moment enemy soldiers, whose mission had been to kill Americans, were sitting at tables and being served.

I have never stopped feeling shame for the humiliation that my fellow American soldiers were subjected to by our military. And why? Because they were black.

Irving Mirsky
West Palm Beach, Fla.
June 10, 2006

Masculism

Egalitarians should read and reflect on this. And this.

Two Hundred Years Ago

This is a momentous day for the Corps of Discovery. Having waited patiently for the snow to melt in the Bitterroot Mountains, the Corps has commenced its passage. Lewis and Clark are determined to reach the United States (St Louis) before winter sets in, but unless they get over the mountains soon, this is unlikely. The last thing the Corps wants to do is spend another frigid winter with the Mandan and Hidatsa Indians in present-day North Dakota. Today, having begun the ascent of the first mountain, the Corps finds itself mired in winter. Snow is packed 12 to 15 feet deep. There is no grass for the horses—and no prospect of finding any for four or five days. If the horses perish, the party will be stranded with its gear, including the all-important expeditionary papers. The men (and Sacagawea) themselves might perish for lack of food. Lewis and Clark call a halt to discuss their options. They decide to turn back and await further snow melt. It's the first "retrograde march" of the expedition. The men are disconsolate. Elliott Coues, an early editor of Lewis and Clark papers, says, "There was perhaps no more critical day in the history of the Expedition than this, and certainly none when the spirits of the party were at a lower ebb." Here are the journal entries for this date.

Addendum: I was horrified when I first read the journal entries for this date (in the 1980s). Why would Lewis and Clark leave their instruments, papers, and other irreplaceable items in the mountains? Any of a number of things could have destroyed them: a lightning fire, inundation by melting snow or torrential rain, theft by Indians. While preparing the journals for publication in the early 1810s, Nicholas Biddle asked William Clark about this. Here is what Biddle wrote in his notes in about April 1810 (paraphrasing Clark's answer):

The reason of our having no guide was that the Indians had declared that the hills were impassable. One of them had attemped & returned we met him. We therefore were safe in leaving our baggage &c. in the mountains—because the Indians would not attempt it again—if they did their only route was by where we were—& as to the Instruments they were safe from touch because they were conceived to be great medicine & therefore sacred. Some of our papers only left.

It appears that Lewis and Clark made a careful risk-assessment, comparing the risk of loss from exposure or theft to the risk of loss in a river crossing. No option was risk-free; the only question was which risk was less. The final sentence is interesting. I read it as saying that only some of the expeditionary papers were left on scaffolds. Lewis and Clark probably kept one copy of their journals in their packs. By the way, there are many moral and prudential lessons to be learned by reading the journals of Lewis and Clark. I taught a course entitled "The Virtues and Vices of Lewis and Clark" in the fall of 2004. If I had children, I would read the journals to them as soon as they were able to understand them.

Friday, 16 June 2006

Egg on the Face

See here. Why are leftists so gullible—so credible, so epistemically irresponsible—when it comes to "information" that confirms their prejudices?

Liberal Narcissism

This Canadian nails it, eh?

A Victory for President Bush

See here.

Olbermann

Keith Olbermann is quite the darling of the moonbats, and why not? He's as hateful and abusive as they are. See here. Olbermann's program, Countdown, gets trounced by Bill O'Reilly five nights a week. The only question is how much longer MSNBC stays with this loser. I predict he'll be gone by the end of the year.

Keeping Up with the Joneses

It occurred to me while reading the sports section of The Dallas Morning News a few minutes ago that neither Chipper Jones nor Andruw Jones (of the Atlanta Braves) has played on a team that didn't finish first in its division. Chipper began his Major League career in 1993, so he has played on 12 consecutive first-place teams. (The 1994 season was wiped out by a strike/lockout.) Andruw began his career in 1996, so he has played on 10 consecutive first-place teams. Talk about spoiled! It'll be interesting to see how they handle finishing second, third, or fourth. Then again, both players have experienced horrendous failure in the postseason, so they should be used to it.

George Cardinal Pell on Western Secularism

Western secularists regularly have trouble understanding religious faith in their own societies and are often at sea when it comes to addressing the meaninglessness that secularism spawns.

(George Cardinal Pell, "Islam and Us," First Things [June/July 2006]: 33-6, at 36)

Twenty Years Ago

6-16-86 Monday. We’ve had six consecutive hundred-plus degree [Fahrenheit] temperatures. Yesterday’s high was 107 degrees, the highest this year, while today it was a “chilly” 101 degrees. But I’m handling it remarkably well. My car’s air conditioner has been nonfunctional for at least a year, but I have no desire to repair it. I’d prefer to let my body adapt to the climate rather than fight back. So far, I’m using less electricity in the apartment than I did a year ago. This alone tells me that I’m adapting, because it has been an exceptionally warm year.

I went to the [University of Arizona] law library today to do some research for Joel Feinberg [1926-2004]. One of the subjects in which Joel is interested is defamation, and he wanted a copy of the recent Supreme Court case [Philadelphia Newspapers, Inc. v. Hepps, 475 U.S. 767 (1986)] in which the Court ruled that defamation plaintiffs must prove falsity. Traditionally, the burden was on the defendant to prove truth. Tonight, having made a copy of the case for myself, I read it and found several problems with Justice [Sandra Day] O’Connor’s analysis. Her reasoning is horrible! So I’ve decided to write a law-review article about it. [The essay was published as “The Perils of Error Analysis in Defamation Law” in Communications and the Law (March 1990).] This means that I’ll have to set my contractarianism manuscript aside, but that’s OK. I’ve got lots of time this summer to write. I’ll get to it later. I’m also postponing work on my property-rights paper for Henning Jensen. I’m impetuous when it comes to writing. [I should have been writing, or at least researching and organizing, my Ph.D. dissertation.]

In baseball, Roger Clemens of the Boston Red Sox is 12-0. That, in part, explains why the Red Sox are in first place. But Boston also has quite a lineup of hitters, including Wade Boggs, Bill Buckner, Jim Rice, Don Baylor, and Dwight Evans. I wouldn’t mind seeing Boston in the World Series—provided, of course, that the [Detroit] Tigers can’t make it. Better Boston than the [New York] Yankees, [Baltimore] Orioles, or [Toronto] Blue Jays. [The New York Mets defeated Boston in the 1986 World Series in seven games. Clemens, incredibly, is still pitching—for the Houston Astros.]

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

David Brooks ("The Gender Gap at School," column, June 11) addresses important issues about why boys are falling behind in schools. The scale of the challenge goes far beyond reading lists that fail to appeal to boys.

To see the problem clearly, imagine being a girl in a school that is the mirror image of today's schools.

Imagine a school where the vast majority of teachers and administrators are men and where competitive sports are compulsory.

Imagine that students get rewarded for being overtly aggressive in school and that there is a zero tolerance policy for being passive.

Imagine getting extra credit for resisting authority, and having points deducted for being compliant with arbitrary rules and meaningless deadlines.

A school like this would feel as hostile to girls as today's schools feel to boys.

As parents generally know, and schools generally ignore, boys and girls need different kinds of experiences and training as they grow. Book lists that appeal are part of the answer, but not all of it.

Nelson D. Horseman
Cincinnati, June 13, 2006
The writer is a professor of medicine at the University of Cincinnati.

Ambrose Bierce

Prospect, n. An outlook, usually forbidding. An expectation, usually forbidden.

Blow, blow, ye spicy breezes—
O'er Ceylon blow your breath,
Where every prospect pleases,
Save only that of death.
Bishop Sheber.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

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Values

Here is an interesting essay by Michael Walzer, a leftist, in which he diagnoses the illness of the "liberal-left." I think Walzer is wrong when he says that, "For right-wing intellectuals and activists, values seem to be about sex and almost nothing else." The range of values of the Right is at least as wide as that of the Left. The question isn't whether the Left lacks values (it doesn't) or whether the Right has only one master value (it doesn't); it's which ideology's values are more attractive to the American people. Lately, it's been the Right's values that are more attractive. The American Left has been routed. I don't know what the Left can do about this. Some leftists think it's a matter of style, or rhetoric, or finding a charismatic presidential candidate. This underestimates the intelligence of the American people. They listen to what the candidates say, discern the candidates' values, and vote accordingly. Most Americans simply are not leftists. Will this ever change? I don't know. I hope not.

Thursday, 15 June 2006

Why I Left the Left

This is worth your time. You might want to read this as well.

Political Struggle

Ours is a tripartite government. Each part—the legislative, the executive, and the judicial—has both powers and responsibilities. As every student of civics knows, the framers of the Constitution set things up this way on purpose. They believed that if each branch of government can check the other, the rule of law will be preserved and tyranny avoided. So they implemented various checks and balances. It's a wonderful system, one of which all Americans should be proud, and which each of us should do his or her best to preserve.

The editorial board of The New York Times thinks the Bush administration is encroaching on the other branches. See here. That's absurd. Neither Congress nor the federal judiciary will allow its power to be curbed, much less extinguished. The Bush administration should do what it thinks best for the country, just as a baseball team does its best to win each game. If the United States Supreme Court believes the president has gone too far in a particular area, it will say so. Congress, meanwhile, will use its various powers to keep the executive in check. People who use terms such as "imperial presidency" don't grasp the nature of our system of government. Let the process work! I, for one, am glad that President Bush is doing everything he can to keep Americans safe. I would blame him if he didn't. Keep pushing, Mr President. If Congress or the federal courts push back, that's fine. That's how things are supposed to work. It's not at all a sign that you're lawless, as leftists like to say. It's a sign that you're doing your job—the job we elected you to do.

Ambrose Bierce

Yesterday, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

But yesterday I should have thought me blest
To stand high-pinnacled upon the peak
Of middle life and look adown the bleak
And unfamiliar foreslope to the West,
Where solemn shadows all the land invest
And stilly voices, half-remembered, speak
Unfinished prophecy, and witch-fires freak
The haunted twilight of the Dark of Rest.
Yea, yesterday my soul was all aflame
To stay the shadow on the dial's face
At manhood's noonmark! Now, in God His name
I chide aloud the little interspace
Disparting me from Certitude, and fain
Would know the dream and vision ne'er again.
Baruch Arnegriff.

It is said that in his last illness the poet Arnegriff was attended at different times by seven doctors.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

What exactly was the purpose of George W. Bush's Iraq visit other than to squeeze a few more days' worth of news coverage out of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's death?

How does this event translate into the perfect time for President Bush to hold a strategy session with the Iraqi prime minister after having avoided the country for almost the last three years?

There was no warning, no agenda, no intended outcomes and no opportunity for the prime minister to prepare. Two words come to mind: political opportunism.

But just as wearing a flight suit with a "Mission Accomplished" banner in the background does not win the war, preening for the cameras with smiles and backslaps for the Iraqi prime minister will not win the peace.

Diane Bancroft Watson
Scottsdale, Ariz., June 14, 2006

Twenty Years Ago

6-15-86 I rose at 6:30 A.M. and was groggy until noon. Yesterday’s [bike] ride was brutal. At one point, riding eastward on Ina Road, I slowed down to about nine miles per hour. My body just didn’t want to work any more. But luckily for me, I came upon a road which wound out of the foothills and down to Speedway Boulevard. The wind was with me by that point, so I made good progress toward the apartment. I also drank plenty of fluids yesterday, so that helped stave off dehydration. In any event, I feel fine now. It took almost one full day to recover from the ride.

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Bush Hatred

Hatred of President Bush on the left is so visceral that it prevents people from thinking clearly. Read this. President Bush is about to use his executive authority to create a national monument in the Hawaiian islands. This will prevent the area from being commercialized. Good news for environmentalists, right? Wrong. Instead of focusing on what President Bush did, they focus on why he did it. And when they inquire into why he did it, they find—ta da!—politics. The president supposedly acted in order to help Hawaii's Republican governor get reelected. So it's all just politics. It can't be a matter of principle, or good public policy, or stewardship, or anything like that. That would be to be charitable to the president, and that's incompatible with hatred.

There seems to be an imperative among leftists to reject everything President Bush does. If he affirms p, leftists deny p. If he values X, leftists disvalue X. If he does the right thing (by leftist standards), he does it for the wrong reason. The man drives leftists wild. Perhaps that's part of his success. After all, he's undefeated, both in the state of Texas and at the national level; and goodness knows leftists have tried mightily (but not always honorably) to defeat him. His strategy appears to be to discombobulate leftists, which prevents them from thinking clearly, which prevents them from acting prudently. It's not "divide and conquer." It's "discombobulate and conquer."

Liberalism

Explanation begins in puzzlement. Unless something puzzles me, I have no motive to make sense of it. I would be wasting my time. When you look at the failed policies of contemporary liberalism (or leftism generally), you have to wonder what sustains it. How could anyone with any intelligence believe these things or continue plumping for these failed policies? Now, it's entirely possible that liberals, as a class, are less intelligent than conservatives; but let's try to explain them without making that assumption. What drives them? Why are they so detached from reality? Why do they continue to defend failed policies? Why do they engage in such self-defeating behavior? See here for an answer.

Brand Blanshard (1892-1987) on Writing

Readers want their writers to make them feel alive, and when they can sit with their authors and jeer and laugh and scold and rejoice and admire with them, they feel intensely alive.

(Brand Blanshard, On Philosophical Style [Bloomington and London: Indiana University Press, 1967], 12 [first published in 1954])

Wednesday, 14 June 2006

Twenty Years Ago

6-14-86 Saturday. This may have been the most physically demanding day of my life, and it was self-imposed. I rode my bike from the apartment over the Tucson Mountains, to Picacho Peak, and back, for a total of 115 miles. My previous one-day record was 102.2 miles, set on 9 March 1986. Boy, am I exhausted! But I feel good for having accomplished my goal. Actually, I went well beyond my goal. My goal was to ride a hundred miles in hundred-degree [Fahrenheit] heat. Yesterday, the high temperature was 106 degrees, and I heard that it would [be] just as hot today, so I decided to ride at least 110 miles—to be safe. It turned out that I covered more than that. Today’s high temperature was 106 degrees, so I’ve now ridden at least 106 miles on a day in which the high temperature was 106 degrees. [It was a dry heat.] David [Cortner] was right: a 110/110 day is within the realm of the possible. Maybe I’ll accomplish it later this summer.

Here are some notes and statistics: (1) My gross-average speed was an impressive 13.14 miles per hour. It was much higher on the first half of the trip, of course, but then the heat got to me and I ended up stopping several times to rest or purchase Gatorade. These stops drastically affected my overall speed. (2) I’m now 93.1% of the way toward my 1985 mileage record, and the year is not yet half complete. In fact, I covered 9.3% of my entire 1986 mileage today, in one ride. (3) I’ve ridden 3045.7 miles in the past two years. (4) At this rate, I’ll ride 2673.0 miles in 1986—an incredible figure, given my other priorities. (5) All I need in order to break my 1985 record in half a year is an extra 11.1 miles in the next two weeks. That’ll be a breeze.

So I had a fantastic day on the bike. This evening, I continued making copies of my eight-track tapes on cassettes. By my calculations, it’ll cost me about $200 to copy all 288 of my eight-tracks. But it’s well worth the price. I’ve got a gold mine of music sitting in my bedroom and I rarely exploit it. Also, if one of my eight-track tapes breaks down, as they are so wont to do, I’ll have a copy on cassette.

Welcome

If you've come here from Brian Leiter's blog or the blog of one of his sycophants, welcome. Enjoy your stay. When you leave, please visit Brian Leiter, Academic Thug. I had to create a separate blog to expose and archive all the instances of Leiter's thuggery. Leiter, as you may know, does not play well with others. His mantra is, "If you disagree with me, I will abuse you!" He hopes thereby to discourage disagreement, with which, by all indications, he is intensely uncomfortable. Isn't it odd that someone who is uncomfortable with disagreement should end up in philosophy? Leiter doesn't have a philosophical bone in his body. He's nothing more and nothing less than a thug—an academic thug.

From the Mailbag

KBJ:

Is there not a link between freedom (and capitalism) and masculinity?

As society neuters itself does it not also put freedom (and capitalism) in peril?

Just wondering.

Will

Baseball Notes

1. There are 30 teams in Major League Baseball. The team with the best record, roughly 40% of the way through the 2006 season, is the Detroit Tigers, at 42-23. The Tigers had a rough patch recently, during which they were beaten up by the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees, but they’ve now won four straight and six of the past 10 games. Do I think Detroit will beat the Chicago White Sox in the American League Central Division? No. The Sox are tough. But Detroit has a chance for the wild-card position, and even if the Tigers fail to reach the playoffs this year, they will have laid the groundwork for a successful season in 2007. It’s a great time to be a Tiger fan. Bless you, boys!

2. The Yankees won yesterday—not because of Alex Rodriguez but in spite of him. A-Rod went 0-4 with three strikeouts. He is hitting only .278. This is hardly what the Yankees expect from a man earning $26 million per year. The other night, ESPN analyst and Hall of Famer Joe Morgan made an interesting point about A-Rod. He said that Yankee fans will never accept A-Rod until he leads the Yankees to a World Series title. A-Rod’s teammate, Derek Jeter, has four rings. A-Rod has none. It might be thought that it’s unfair of Yankee fans to be so demanding, but I don’t think it is. A-Rod was brought in to solidify the infield and bolster the batting order. Yes, he won the Most Valuable Player award in 2005, but that’s because he put up big numbers, not necessarily because he helped his team win big games. I watched A-Rod play for three seasons when he was in Texas. He hits well when the game is not on the line. In clutch situations, he falters. Someone said the other day that he thinks too much, and that seems right. When he comes to the plate in big situations, he’s thinking about . . . coming to the plate in a big situation. That’s the last thing he should be thinking about. A-Rod is all about A-Rod: about his performance, his image, his endorsements, &c. He’s a great player, but until he wins a World Series (or two), he’ll never be the legend he dreams of being.

3. All Star voting is underway. I hate it. I sometimes wonder whether those who are voting have a clue about how the various players are doing. They seem to vote on the basis of reputation rather than performance. Why is A-Rod so far ahead of Mike Lowell at third base, for example? Lowell is hitting .316 and plays flawless defense. A-Rod should not have more than twice as many votes as Lowell. Why is Michael Young of the Rangers so far behind Derek Jeter and Miguel Tejada? Young is the defending American League batting champion. He makes the first-place Rangers run. Unfortunately, he plays for a small-market team. Not many people outside the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex have heard of him. In the National League, Andruw Jones, who is hitting only .270, and who strikes out at least once a game, leads all outfielders in balloting. This is disgraceful. Jones hit 51 home runs in 2005 and finished second in the Most Valuable Player voting (to Albert Pujols). Jones swings for the fence on every pitch. Home-run hitting has gone to his head. He shouldn’t be on the All Star team at all, much less starting. I could go on. All Star selections should be taken out of the fans’ hands. Let players, coaches, and managers select the players. If the fans must stay involved, let their votes constitute, say, 25% of the total. And Major League Baseball should figure out a way to keep fans from voting more than once.

4. The Atlanta Braves have won 15 consecutive National League East Division titles. The streak is going to end this year. As of this moment, the Braves are 12 games behind the division-leading New York Mets in the loss column, and the Mets show no sign of letting up. The Braves are 30-35 and far closer to last place than to first. I’m sure Braves fans haven’t given up hope, but they should. It’s over. And once it’s over, Braves fans will realize how much of a failure the Braves have been for the past decade and a half. Imagine going to the playoffs 15 straight years and coming home with only one World Series title. One of 15! Braves fans took their team for granted. They deserve to suffer as much as Tiger fans have suffered for the past 22 years. Believe me, if and when the Tigers win again, long-suffering fans such as me will deserve it.

5. Kenny Rogers of the Tigers is 9-3. I believe he has more victories than any other pitcher in baseball. He’ll almost certainly be named to the American League All Star team, and he should be the starter. If he is, it will embarrass Major League Baseball. You may recall that Rogers abused a couple of cameramen in 2005 while playing for the Rangers. Major League Baseball fined and suspended him. The Rangers didn’t offer him a contract for the 2006 season, so he went to the Tigers, where he is flourishing. If Rogers is the starting pitcher in the All Star game, everyone will be talking about his suspension of a year ago. That’s not the sort of publicity (“buzz”) Major League Baseball wants. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is behind-the-scenes maneuvering to keep Rogers from being named the starter.

Addendum: Through the 2005 season, Andruw Jones struck out 1,129 times in 5,948 plate appearances. That’s a ratio of one strikeout per 5.2 plate appearances. For purposes of comparison, Hank Aaron, the greatest home-run hitter of all time, struck out 1,383 times in 13,940 plate appearances. That’s a ratio of one strikeout per 10.0 plate appearances. I rest my case. Jones is an overpaid, overrated bust.

Addendum 2: The Braves have won 14 consecutive division titles, not 15. See here. Mea culpa.

Iraq

Here is the latest column by Ralph Peters. He makes a number of good points. Now read this incoherent rant by Molly Ivins.

Ambrose Bierce

Inferiæ, n. (Latin.) Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitiation of the Dii Manes, or souls of dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at that point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediæval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Père Brateille, a pious but obscure writer at the court of Saint Louis, we shall probably not err on the side of presumption in considering it apocryphal, though Monsignor Capel's judgment of the matter might be different; and to that I bow—wow.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

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Corruption

Why is anyone surprised by this? People with power tend to abuse it. The best argument for small government is that it minimizes the risk (or at least decreases the extent) of corruption. Let people keep—and spend—their own money. Leftists, to their discredit, want even bigger government than we have, which is frightening. Imagine the corruption that would occur if leftists got their wish for a single-payer health-care system. I'm sorry, but health care is a private—not a public—responsibility. Government's only legitimate role in this area is to enforce health-care contracts.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

David Brooks ("The Gender Gap at School," column, June 11) says that boys read less than girls for two reasons: They could be "insensitive dolts," or their brain chemistry is different.

There is a third reason: We raise them differently.

There is a large body of empirical research showing that men and women, without realizing it, treat children as young as newborns differently. In fact, "Baby X" studies repeatedly show that when told an infant is a boy, both sexes treat it differently than when they're told it's a girl, even though it's the same infant.

For example, shown a video of an infant in a yellow playsuit crying when a jack-in-the-box pops open, both men and women tend to say the "boy" is crying because he's angry, and the "girl" is crying because she's afraid. In another, adults rate a newborn boy as stronger and more active than the girl.

In other experiments, adults give different gender-typed toys to infants to play with according to what they're told the sex of the child is.

Children can't help learning these differential lessons.

While differences in brain chemistry may be real, so are lessons inadvertently taught by parents and teachers. It's no wonder that boys and girls don't read the same things or the same amount.

When we stop conveying to boys our expectation that a real boy plays with trucks and not books, then we might see more similarity.

Jo Sanders
Dir., Center for Gender Equity
Camano Island, Wash., June 12, 2006

Paul Johnson on Secularism

The First Amendment no more made America a secular state than its antitrust legislation made it a socialist state.

(Paul Johnson, "The Almost-Chosen People," First Things [June/July 2006]: 17-22, at 21)

Flag Day

It's Flag Day—a day to reflect on what it means to be an American. I'm grateful to all those who made this country what it is and who provided me with liberty, opportunity, and prosperity. I'm proud to be an American. There is no other place (or time) I'd rather live. My country's values are worth defending and spreading. It's no accident that people are clamoring to get into this country and almost nobody (except a few moonbats) wants to leave. Long live the United States of America!

Tuesday, 13 June 2006

Sycophancy

I’m fascinated by the concept (and phenomenon) of sycophancy. A sycophant, according to the second edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, is “A mean, servile, cringing, or abject flatterer; a parasite, toady, lickspittle.” Sycophants aren’t just admirers, for admiration can be between equals. Kant admired Rousseau, for example, but he was hardly Rousseau’s toady. Kant admired and learned from Hume, but he was hardly Hume’s disciple. Sycophants necessarily have lower status than those they serve. Their aim is to ingratiate themselves with the powerful, even if all that is given in return is recognition. To be recognized by a powerful person is to partake of that person’s power, status, glory, or fame.

Nor is sycophancy the same as respect. To respect another is to look back at (re-spect) him or her, to see him or her, as opposed to looking through or past him or her or taking him or her for granted. To respect another is to take the other into account in one’s deliberations, to acknowledge that he or she matters, morally. (One of the debates about animals is whether they are morally considerable, i.e., worthy of respect. Kant notoriously denied that they are.) I will say more about respect in another post. My point here is that respect and sycophancy are different and incompatible concepts. Respect and admiration are laudable; sycophancy is despicable.

I find it hard to believe that anyone with self-respect could be a sycophant. It’s a degrading status. Look at all the derogatory terms we have in English for the status: “toady,” “lickspittle,” “bootlicker,” “minion,” “jock-sniffer,” “henchman,” “useful idiot,” “tool,” “functionary,” “truckler,” “lackey,” “stooge,” “fawner,” “puppet,” “suck-up,” “brownnoser,” “lapdog,” “poodle,” “yes-man,” “apparatchik,” “brownshirt,” “sycophant.” People with the trait are said to be servile, obsequious, compliant, and submissive. All of these terms have negative connotations, which shows how people who exemplify them are viewed in the culture. Most people would rather be dead than be a sycophant. It is, in fact, a kind of social death, a willing renunciation of agency, autonomy, and responsibility. The sycophant becomes an appendage of the person served. Sycophants, like children and imbeciles, are heteronomous.

I also find it hard to believe that anyone would want a sycophant. I certainly don’t. If I learned that someone was attacking others as a way of flattering me, or trying to curry favor with me, or ingratiating himself or herself with me, I would insist that it stop immediately and then proceed to dissociate myself from the person. I can take care of myself, thank you. I fight my own fights, make my own arguments, defend my own interests—and I do so openly, without fear. Only someone with a need for flattery—and who possesses low self-esteem—would tolerate, much less desire, much less seek out, sycophants.

Brian Leiter, as every reader of his blog knows, has many sycophants. Their relationship to him is one of co-dependency. Leiter wants to seem above the fray in his (many) fights with others, so, instead of dealing with the others directly, he encourages his sycophants to attack them. Look how often he links to them. And the sycophants, to their discredit, are more than eager to prove their fidelity to Leiter by doing his dirty work for him. They adore him. Indeed, there appears to be a competition among them to be as vicious as he is. They’re saying, in effect, “Look at me, Brian! I’m only a student, but I can be just as hateful, obnoxious, and ruthless as you are in dealing with people with whom we disagree, especially those awful conservatives!” The sycophants are trying to demonstrate to Leiter that their licks are as good as his, that he has taught them well, that they are worthy of him. If Leiter can rhetorically spank others, then, by God, so can they. (Leiter’s spankings are invariably merely rhetorical. He seldom engages his critics on the merits. I take this as a sign that he lacks philosophical aptitude, for argumentation is the stock in trade of philosophers [not to mention lawyers].)

Interestingly, Leiter’s relationship with his sycophants parallels his relationship with Noam Chomsky. It is one of unquestioned fealty, utter devotion, and uncritical acceptance of whatever the other believes or values. Leiter appears delighted to have sycophants, and it’s not hard to see why. It makes him feel big, powerful, and important, as he imagines Chomsky to be. Leiter craves attention. He has all the symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. What Leiter appears not to realize is that, on matters outside Chomsky’s academic specialty (linguistics), Chomsky is a laughingstock. (See here.) Leiter’s worship of Chomsky prevents him from seeing this. Worship is blind, after all. Criticism of Chomsky, to Leiter, is evidence of depravity instead of what most well-adjusted people would take it to be, namely, intellectual independence. Leiter is not an independent thinker. He is a cipher. He is as happy to have sycophants as he is to be one.

I have a thought experiment for Leiter’s sycophants. Suppose you disagreed with something Leiter said, either in his blog or in one of his scholarly publications. Would you feel comfortable bringing the disagreement to his attention, knowing how he abuses his critics? Please don’t reply that you have no disagreements with Leiter. If that were the case, then one of you would be superfluous. No two individuals agree on all things, share all values, or have all the same beliefs. In fact, if you have any self-respect at all, you’ll seek out disagreements with Leiter just to test his reaction and establish your intellectual independence from him. Perhaps you believe that animals have moral status and Leiter does not. Perhaps you have a different view of epistemic justification than Leiter does, or a different normative ethical theory, or a different attitude toward religion, or a different attitude (one less antipathetic) toward the United States. Bring it to his attention and see how he reacts. I dare you. I suspect you’ll be shocked by his reaction, and that it might make you reconsider your servility to him.

Let me end on a personal note. Everyone who knows me knows that I’ve always taken great pride in my intellectual independence. I’ve never been anyone’s toady, even when being a toady would have been to my personal and professional advantage. From the day I met Joel Feinberg in 1983, I was critical of his liberalism. At the time, ironically, I was to his left; now I criticize him from the right. In my first seminar with Joel in 1984, I wrote a term paper (“Bad Samaritanism and the Pedagogical Function of Law”) that was critical of his book Harm to Others (1984). This essay was soon published. Joel replied to it at length in the fourth volume of his tetralogy, Harmless Wrongdoing (1988). I think Joel was delighted—in fact, I know he was delighted—that I took issue with him. Like me, he would have been suspicious if I had been a disciple, and positively revolted if I had been a sycophant. Joel had more self-respect in his little finger than Leiter has in his entire body.

I have always had the utmost respect and admiration for Joel, but I am proud to say that I was never his sycophant. Long after I was his student, I was his friend. It was a relationship of mutual respect and, I like to think, admiration. That Leiter has sycophants is a sign that both he and they are intellectually and emotionally unhealthy. But then, we already knew that, didn’t we?

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Ambrose Bierce

Houri, n. A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulman, whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul. By that good lady the Houris are said to be held in deficient esteem.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Twenty Years Ago

6-13-86 I’ve been watching a lot of soccer lately. Apparently, this is the year of the World Cup. Like the Olympics, it occurs every four years. This year the World Cup is being played in Mexico. I’ve been watching the matches on channel fifty-two, a Spanish-speaking station that I don’t pick up very well [on my 13-inch black-and-white television]. But any sporting event is better than nothing, and I actually enjoy the sport. First of all, it’s physically demanding. The field is larger than an American football field, and the players spend the entire match running up and down and across it [to no purpose]. One rarely sees substitutions [because each player is as likely to fail as any other]. Second, the game has a lot of [unsuccessful] strategy. Side kicks give a team its best opportunity to score [which is not to say that anybody actually does score], while penalty kicks are exciting to watch [in the same way that automobile accidents are exciting to watch]. Every now and then a player will take a long, arching kick toward the goal, but these rarely go in. All in all, it’s a pleasant pasttime [sic; should be “pastime”]. There are two matches per day, one at eleven o’clock and the other at three o’clock. [I hate soccer. It is unrelenting, unmitigated failure of the sort that leads to suicide and, for those unable to kill themselves, hooliganism. It is as boring as watching grass grow and as frustrating as having one’s hands tied behind one’s back while trying to perform an important task, such as using a toaster.]

Odds and ends: (1) I began revising my contractarianism manuscript this morning. I’d like to submit it for publication soon, probably in the Vermont Law Review. (2) The first week of the first summer session is over. I begin teaching in four and a half weeks, on 14 July. (3) It’s supposed to be well over a hundred degrees [Fahrenheit] tomorrow, so I plan to ride over a hundred miles to Picacho Peak and back. This, you may recall, was my next biking goal: a hundred miles in hundred-degree heat. Here’s to a good and safe ride! [Can you say “masochism”?]

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

John Tierney asks, "How do you conduct a political argument with grieving relatives?"

The answer is fairly simple: you state your position clearly, back it up with relevant evidence and reasons, and conduct yourself in a civil manner.

There is no separate rulebook for arguing with grieving relatives.

And you don't do what Ann Coulter does. Her ranting is an admission that she has no cogent arguments to offer to grieving relatives or to anyone else.

William Kenney
Whitestone, Queens, June 11, 2006

Brand Blanshard (1892-1987) on Philosophical Writing

In philosophical speaking and writing, one's manners are connected very intimately with one's manner.

(Brand Blanshard, On Philosophical Style [Bloomington and London: Indiana University Press, 1967], 11 [first published in 1954])

Monday, 12 June 2006

The Church of Liberalism

Ann Coulter is nothing if not provocative. Read this.

Baseball

I love baseball, but there are things about it that make no sense to me. One of them is the awarding of Gold Gloves. When I was a kid, I thought the Gold Glove for each position was awarded to the player with the best fielding percentage. Fielding percentage is the percentage of plays made without an error. Suppose I’m playing third base. I make 85 putouts and 327 assists, with five errors. That means I’ve handled the ball 417 times—412 of them without an error. My fielding percentage would be 98.8 (or, as Major League Baseball expresses it, .988).

In fact, the recipient of the Gold Glove is not always the player with the highest fielding percentage. A vote is taken. Those voting (I believe it’s players, managers, and coaches) take into account fielding percentage, but also such things as a player’s range, the degree of difficulty of plays made, the quality of the player’s teammates, the peculiarities of the player’s home field, and whether the player made good plays at important points in the game. In short, there are intangibles.

Here’s the problem. If intangibles are taken into account in the awarding of Gold Gloves, why are they not taken into account in the awarding of batting titles? The batting champion in each league is the player with the highest batting average. There’s no vote; it’s a matter of being at the top of the list at the end of the season (and having enough plate appearances to qualify). We might say that batting titles are awarded on an objective (tangible) basis, while Gold Gloves are awarded on a subjective (intangible) basis.

I don’t like the disparity. Shouldn’t there be a vote for the best hitter, just as there’s a vote for the best fielder at each position? For consider: Some players hit for a high average, but their hits don’t come at important points in the game. Alex Rodriguez has been accused of getting his hits (especially his home runs) when the game is not on the line: either when his team is way ahead or when his team is way behind. Some players, such as Boston’s David Ortiz, get big hits, including hits that win games, but don’t have as high a batting average as others. Why should these things not be taken into account in the awarding of batting titles?

There are two ways to eliminate the disparity. Either the criteria used for Gold Gloves should be used for batting titles, or Gold Gloves should be awarded to those with the highest fielding percentage at their position. In other words, either both awards should be subjective or both awards should be objective. Another possibility is to have two fielding awards: one for best fielding percentage and one based on a vote of players, managers, and coaches. This would mimic the batting title and the Most Valuable Player award. The former is objective, the latter subjective. What do you think?

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Capital Punishment

I support capital punishment, but only for murderers. Read this. Several states have enacted legislation that makes death the punishment for certain sex crimes. Leave aside the constitutionality of this legislation; it's not good public policy. Here's why. Suppose the penalty for a particular sex crime is death. Someone who has committed the crime may as well kill the victim. Why not? The punishment isn't any greater. It might even decrease the chance of apprehension and punishment, since dead victims can't testify. This logic can be extended to cases of simple murder. If death is the punishment for killing one person, what incentive does a murderer have to stop with one murder? If you've killed one person, you may as well kill several, especially if the others are witnesses. Death needs to be reserved for murder, and probably for a proper subset of murders.

Addendum: Don't misunderstand. Murderers deserve to die. I'm not saying it's unjust to kill simple murderers, because it's not. I'm saying that there are reasons of public policy not to do so.

Addendum 2: The United States Supreme Court ruled in 1977, in the case of Coker v. Georgia, that capital punishment for rape violates the Eighth Amendment. See here.

Ambrose Bierce

Malefactor, n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Only the richest 1 percent of the population now pay the estate tax. What kind of hold must they have on those senators who voted to repeal it?

The percentage of the population that is poor and near-poor is increasing. The greatest threat to any country, as history has shown, is an ever-increasing gap between the very rich and the rest of the population.

The most patriotic thing a senator or representative can do is to reduce inequality in this country. How could so many of them have voted to increase it?

Vicki Meyer
Sarasota, Fla., June 9, 2006

Like Clockwork

As I said yesterday, it's President Bush's fault. Every bad thing is President Bush's fault. He's omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, not to mention omnimalevolent. Don't you feel sorry for the Left? It has no vision, no plan, no platform, no strategy, no worldview. All it has is hatred for President Bush.

Robby and Peter

Two philosophers I admire, Robert P. George and Peter Singer, are engaged in a spat. See here.

Paul Johnson on the Role of Religion in American Government

No one who studies the key constitutional documents in American history can doubt for a moment the central and organic part played by religion in the origins and development of American republican government.

(Paul Johnson, "The Almost-Chosen People," First Things [June/July 2006]: 17-22, at 17)

Sunday, 11 June 2006

It's President Bush's Fault

See here.

Darby's Latest Adventure

See here. Darby mentioned being in great shape and having a good time. This is what happens when you exert. Take yesterday, for example. As I said in a previous post, I was fried by the end of the 72-mile bike rally. I drove home (60 miles), showered, put things away, and took a two-hour nap. When I awoke, just in time to watch the Belmont Stakes, I felt invigorated. The rest of the day was wonderful. I stayed up until 1:00 this morning, slept soundly, and woke up naturally at 7:00—fresh as a daisy and ready to ride again. I ride only once a week, but I run at least 3.1 miles every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Four aerobic workouts every seven days keeps me fit. People who aren't athletes don't realize it, but working out, far from draining energy or causing fatigue, gives you more energy and makes you feel more alive. If you're an athlete, please comment on this phenomenon. Am I right?

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "How to Grow a Democratic Majority," by Daniel Galvin (Op-Ed, June 3):

As a disillusioned Democrat, I am not surprised that my party's leaders are arguing over "party strategy." They are debating party strategy because they lack the courage and creativity to begin a discussion of the substantial issues confronting our nation today.

Memo to my party's leaders: Forget about "strategy" and devote your energies to presenting clear, concrete proposals for these national problems:

¶How to end the American involvement in Iraq.

¶How to solve America's health care crisis.

¶How to balance the federal budget.

¶How to make the United States energy independent.

¶How to deal with illegal immigration.

Propose practical solutions to these problems, and voters will pull the levers for the Democrats in November. Continue to dodge these issues, and watch our party become the 19th-century Whigs, who disintegrated because they failed to confront their most pressing national political issue—slavery.

James Tackach
Narragansett, R.I., June 3, 2006

Temperature Humidity Index

You've heard of the wind-chill factor. At the other end of the spectrum, there's the temperature-humidity index. The following appeared in today's Dallas Morning News:

When elevated humidity levels accompany high temperatures, the body becomes doubly heat stressed because the cooling effect produced by sweat evaporating from the body is severely limited when humidity levels are high. The apparent temperature on the skin created by the combination of heat and humidity can be expressed with the Temperature Humidity Index. The THI, however, was developed to provide an indication how hot it feels in the shade and a light wind situation. Exposure to full sunlight can increase the THI by another 15 degrees.

I'll say. Yesterday, I rode 72 miles in McKinney. It was hot at the start (at 8:00) and got progressively hotter. It was well into the nineties by the time I finished, and reached 100º for the day. There were no clouds in the sky, so the sun beat down on me mercilessly. By the time I finished, I was fried. Let's put it this way. The rally brochure called the long route 75 miles. I was happy it was only 72.

Ambrose Bierce

Reporter, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

"More dear than all my bosom knows, O thou
Whose 'lips are sealed' and will not disavow!"
So sang the blithe reporter-man as grew
Beneath his hand the leg-long "interview."
Barson Maith.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Judgment

See here for my post about judgment.

Safire on Language

Here.

Saturday, 10 June 2006

Tour of Switzerland

Damn you, Tom Boonen. Damn you all to hell.

Ambrose Bierce

Clairvoyant, n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron—namely, that he is a blockhead.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Crazy Horse Ride

If this event were really about honoring warriors, it would be called the Crazy Horse and Custer Ride. Custer admired and was admired by the Indians he fought. True warriors respect, admire, and honor their enemies. Our feminized culture is in danger of losing this elemental truth.

Agents of Advocacy

Here is a New York Times story that is ostensibly about the political power of bloggers. It's actually about how Democrat politicians are using bloggers as mere means to their ends. Can you say "useful idiots"? In my experience, leftists are much more herdlike than rightists. Remember: I've been both. I know how leftists think, feel, and act. By the way, note that Hillary Clinton wants nothing to do with the moonbats. This testifies to her intelligence, her character, and her political acumen. Nobody who cozies up to the moonbats can be elected president.

Capital Punishment

See here.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "Death of a Terrorist" (editorial, June 9):

I would add that the demise of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is yet another feel-good moment in the war, like the toppling of the statue of Saddam Hussein, President Bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech in May 2003, the capture of Saddam Hussein, the restoration of Iraqi sovereignty, the first democratic elections in January 2005, and the agreement on a new constitution in October 2005.

As the history of the war has shown, the emotions of these feel-good moments fade quickly, and we are forced to confront once again the cold reality of being stuck in an ineptly executed and protracted war based on false premises, with no postwar or exit strategy.

The real turning point in the Iraqi quagmire will come not with the death of one overrated terrorist who represented only a small percentage of the insurgents in Iraq, but with an effective Iraqi government that can exercise real authority and control beyond the Green Zone and with real policy changes on the part of the Bush administration.

John Chalmers
Portland, Ore., June 9, 2006

From the Mailbag

Keith,

I was in Las Vegas to attend an Unmanned Aircraft System (UAS) weaponization conference. During one of the presentations an interesting question arose:

If someone on the ground begins shooting at a UAS you are flying, do you have the right to kill him?

Remember, right now UASs armed with weapons are flying over Iraq and Afghanistan. These aircraft are being flown by pilots stationed in Nevada (it takes about 2 seconds for a action commanded in Nevada to get to the aircraft in Iraq). Some of the film footage we saw was amazing. You see the UAS tracking people running through fields and woods. The pilot sitting in the US aims a laser designator on or near the person and fires the weapon. You see a large explosion. Gonezo.

Brand Blanshard (1892-1987) on Philosophy

Philosophizing proper is a purely intellectual enterprise. Its business is to analyse fundamental concepts, such as self, matter, mind, good, truth; to examine fundamental assumptions, such as that all events have causes; and to fit the conclusions together into a coherent view of nature and man's place in it. Now this is an austerely intellectual business. To be sure, philosophy must take account of values, and in the appropriate fields it has much to say of beauty and deformity, of good and evil, and of the issues of religious belief. But it is pledged to discuss these issues with scientific detachment and dispassionateness.

(Brand Blanshard, On Philosophical Style [Bloomington and London: Indiana University Press, 1967], 6 [first published in 1954])

Friday, 9 June 2006

Homosexual "Marriage"

Charles Krauthammer gets it exactly right. The day a federal judge tells Texans that they must recognize a marriage between two men or two women is the day the United States Constitution must be amended. Until then, let the states do as they please.

Bill's Comments

Dr Bill Keezer continues his fine blogging. Bill is approaching 34,000 site visits. He covers a lot of ground in his blog, and keeps it interesting. What more could you want in a blog?

Texana

Texas has more tornadoes than any other state. Then again, it's a big state, so it should. It ranks 10th in number of tornadoes per square mile. See here.

Girlfriend 6.0

This is hilarious.

Wal-Mart

This is interesting.

Israel

One of my longtime readers forwarded a link to this column by Richard Cohen. It's nice to see that Cohen is bucking the trend of bashing Israel.

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Twenty Years Ago

6-9-86 I had a busy day. This morning I appeared in [Pima County] Superior Court on behalf of Jack D[.] to argue a special action. (This is the case involving the necessity defense.) Lola Rainey of the prosecutor’s office showed up to contest the action, and we went at it like cats and dogs for ten minutes before Judge Gilbert Veliz. Judge Veliz was more on the ball than other judges I’ve seen in Superior Court, but he still misunderstood the import of our action. I explained it to him and he seemed offended, as if I were being condescending. In any event, I made my argument, rebutted the prosecutor’s statements, and sat down. Judge Veliz then denied the special action, which is what I expected he’d do. I had prepared Jack for this loss in Superior Court. Our next forum is the Arizona Supreme Court.

While in the [University of Arizona] law-school library this afternoon I got a pleasant surprise. Every now and then I flip through the Shepard’s Law Review Citations to see if [sic; should be “whether”] any court or commentator has cited my suicide article. I think that some day a court—perhaps the United States Supreme Court—will cite my article in a case involving suicide. Today, for the first time, I saw something under my article’s page number. I looked it up and, sure enough, my article was cited several times by four authors in a Duquesne Law Review article [Thomas J. Marzen et al., “Suicide: A Constitutional Right?” Duquesne Law Review 24 (fall 1985): 1-242]. The article is extremely long (242 pages), and they cite my article twelve times. I’m flattered, especially since several of the citations are authoritative. That is, I’m cited as an authority for certain propositions. In a way, that’s scary. I’m a thorough researcher, but the thought that someone relied on my research like that imposes a huge responsibility on me. I’m delighted to have joined the fraternity of legal historians. [I decided to purchase the issue in which this essay appears. I received it on 3 July 1986. My suicide essay has been cited many times in legal and historical publications, although not, to my knowledge, by a court. I’m proud of it.]

This evening the Arizona Wildcat baseball team won the 1986 College World Series, their third such title in eleven years. The Wildcats have now won the College World Series in 1976, 1980, and 1986 [all under Head Coach Jerry Kindall]. I watched the game on television. The Wildcats, who barely made it into the playoffs, came from behind several times to win games, and tonight they demolished the number-one ranked team in the country, Florida State [University], by a score of 10-2. It has been a good year for the Wildcats. In basketball, Steve Kerr and the boys won the PAC-10 championship and made it to the NCAA tournament (only to lose in the first round). [Kerr had a long and successful professional career. He is now an announcer on NBA telecasts.] In hockey, the Icecats were division champions. In football, the Wildcats beat Arizona State [University] for the fourth consecutive year and were invited to the Sun Bowl, tying Georgia. And now, in baseball, there’s no better team in the land than the Wildcats. I’m proud of them. Bear down, boys! [Alas, the Wildcat baseball team has not won the College World Series since 1986. But that’s okay, because archrival Arizona State hasn’t won since 1981. The Wildcat softball team won its seventh Women’s College World Series in the past 16 years the other day.]

The Dauphiné Libéré

American Levi Leipheimer retained the overall lead in the Dauphiné Libéré after today's brutal stage, in which he finished 48 seconds behind the winner, Frenchman Ludovic Turpin. See here for the report. Leipheimer leads Russian Denis Menchov by 28 seconds with two stages to go. Tomorrow's stage is at least as hard as today's, so the race is far from over. If Leipheimer retains the lead tomorrow, he will almost certainly win the race, since Sunday's stage is not difficult (by professional standards). Here is the image of the day. Keep in mind that the Dauphiné is considered a tuneup for the Tour de France. Lance Armstrong won the Dauphiné in 2002 and 2003 en route to winning his fourth and fifth Tours. Leipheimer's performance suggests that he is peaking at the right time. He could be a contender in this year's Tour. Floyd Landis, by contrast, appears to be fading.

It's All in the Brain

See here.

Moral Victory

I finally figured out why Democrats think they're morally superior to Republicans. They keep winning moral victories! See here and here. Unfortunately for Democrats, a moral victory is not a real victory, and it confers no power; it just feels like a victory. But Democrats don't mind. They're all about feeling good. They think good intentions are enough, which is why they support welfare programs, affirmative-action programs, rent control, and the minimum wage. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Peg

Here is Peggy Noonan's latest column.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

At a time when the news from Iraq and Afghanistan has been consistently depressing, with little progress being made and with the toll in deaths and injuries of American troops escalating, as well those of innocent civilians, there is at long last some gratifying news: the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, one of the most barbaric, savage creatures to rear his ugly head in the modern era.

Mr. Zarqawi, Al Qaeda's leader in Iraq, delighted in the slaughter of innocents, taking his hatred so far as to behead hostages personally.

Though the elimination of no one individual will end the jihad against America, the elimination of Mr. Zarqawi is a symbolic victory for the West and for the hope that evil shall be vanquished.

May this victory give a great lift to our fighting men and women and mark a turning point in our armed conflict. May we also be approaching the conclusion of the involvement of American troops.

Oren M. Spiegler
Upper Saint Clair, Pa., June 8, 2006

Ambrose Bierce

Rarebit, n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-the-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

O'Reilly Nails It

Say what you will about Bill O'Reilly. He knows the mainstream media like the back of his hand—and often gives them the back of his hand. During his television program yesterday, O'Reilly predicted that The New York Times would only grudgingly acknowledge that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's death is a good thing. He said the Times editorial would express gratitude for the killing and then say "But." He nailed it.

Byron L. Sherwin on Mortality

Confrontation with the reality of our own mortality is not meant to stimulate morbidity but rather to stimulate us to fashion our lives around what we want to speak for us, and of us, when we are no longer here. How a person lives his or her life is the most important investment one will ever make on the ultimate future-options exchange. This life offers each of us an opportunity to create enduring words, to perform enduring works, and to help perpetuate institutions whose work we value. As Dostoyevsky wrote, "If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would be dried up." Contemplation of life after death can lead us to perform actions aimed at making life in the here and now more meaningful, more beautiful, and more saturated with significance.

(Byron L. Sherwin, "Jews and the World to Come," First Things [June/July 2006]: 13-6, at 16)

Thursday, 8 June 2006

Two Hundred Years Ago

The Corps of Discovery is poised to cross the Bitterroot Mountains on its return journey across the continent. It will be a time of great hardship, as it was on the westbound journey. Lewis and Clark are eager to get going, especially as the men have grown slothful, but the snow precludes it. See here for today's entries. Note that the men engaged in footraces with the Indians and played a game called "prison base." When I first saw this term, I grew excited, thinking that Lewis and Clark invented baseball; but it appears to be a different game. In the evening, the men danced to Pierre Cruzatte's violin. I can almost picture the scene.

Ambrose Bierce

More, adj. The comparative degree of too much.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Eruption

This album changed everything.

Nomadic Job Culture

Not getting enough vacation time? Quit your job, take as long a vacation as you need, and then find another job. See here for details. Note: I suspect this plan will work only for those who (1) have wealthy, indulgent parents and (2) have no children.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "Wi-Fi and the Cities" (editorial, June 6):

While municipal wireless Internet access offers the promise of free or cheap Internet service nearly everywhere, including city parks, it's also worth taking a moment to consider unintended consequences.

This past weekend, I was sitting at a cafe and was taken aback when a student next to me said he was glad that the establishment was not a hot spot. "Why?" I asked. The young man told me that when he visits cafes with wi-fi, he inevitably becomes drawn into going online, and ends up completely distracted from whatever work or project he really wanted to accomplish.

The ability to be online all the time and anywhere does sound great. But it behooves us to consider the late social and technology critic and educator Neil Postman's caution that whenever we add a new technology to our lives, we will be making a Faustian bargain.

In this case, that deal may mean trading off leisure time in the parks or an increase in public distractedness. So as we consider the benefits of the everywhere, "always on" network, perhaps we should also at least consider what we are getting ourselves into.

Robert Berkman
Rochester, June 6, 2006

Moonbats

As if to prove that leftists have lost their cognitive as well as their moral bearings, the moonbats at Democratic Underground, almost to a person, deny that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead (or at least express skepticism that he is). See here. I'm surprised, frankly. I thought the reaction would be to accept the death as fact and go on to accuse the Bush administration of orchestrating it—or trying to take advantage of it, politically. I had no idea that the Left was this detached from reality. Then again, I visit Brian Leiter's blog on a regular basis, so I should have known. He is the moonbat par excellence, the mother of all moonbats, the moonbat's moonbat, the moonbat in chief, that moonbat than which a greater cannot be conceived.

Leiter Abuses Norman Geras, B.A.

Here.

Welcome

If this is your first visit to AnalPhilosopher, welcome. Enjoy your stay. Come back often. You might want to visit Brian Leiter, Academic Thug (BLAT) after you leave here. It's devoted to exposing the abusiveness of a "professor" at The University of Texas at Austin. Leiter is mentally ill, but doesn't know it. (Neither did Friedrich Nietzsche, whom, not coincidentally, Leiter idolizes.) Leiter lives in leftist fantasyland. Like another of his idols, Noam Chomsky, he is anti-American. All of this would be laughable—indeed, pitiable—if Leiter's dementia didn't cause him to attack people. Leiter is incapable of constructing, analyzing, or criticizing an argument. His focus is arguers, not arguments. His signature fallacy is the genetic fallacy, which consists in evaluating a belief on the basis of its genesis (i.e., how it originated) rather than its correspondence to reality. (Leiter, like all ideologues, has no conception of truth. Instead of trying to understand the world as it is, which is the traditional task of science as well as philosophy, he seeks to impose his will on it.) His main psychological trait is projection, which, in his case, consists in reading his own failings, insecurities, phobias, jealousies, and animosities into others. This helps him preserve a positive self-image—against all evidence to the contrary. Leiter has all the symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. (Click the link in the northeast corner of BLAT to see for yourself.) He is, to put it bluntly, the most intellectually dishonest person I have ever known. He is a disgrace to the discipline of philosophy. Please spread the word about the blog. It will be around for a long, long time, for I suspect that, given his track record, Leiter will be abusing people for a long, long time. Students and untenured professors in particular need to be protected from this cretin. His modus operandi, as even a quick perusal of his blog will attest, is trying to destroy the careers of those who disagree with him. There could be no better example of thuggery; hence the name of the blog.

Punishment

Contrary to popular opinion, punishment is not a necessary evil. It's a positive good. The world is a better place today than it was yesterday. See here.

Wednesday, 7 June 2006

American Domination

Six of the 161 remaining riders in the Dauphiné Libéré are Americans. Today, incredibly, Americans took the top four places in the individual time trial. See here. Soft-spoken David Zabriskie won the 26.7-mile stage with an average speed of 30.35 miles per hour. If Zabriskie learns to climb, he'll be a contender in the Tour de France.

C. D. Meyers on the Invasion of Iraq

Were the human rights violations in Iraq severe enough to warrant the U.S.-led invasion? This is a form of the traditional just war question of proportionality: is the seriousness of the cause for war sufficient to outweigh the moral presumption against violence? Injustices can be found in all countries, no matter how benevolent and enlightened. Most Europeans, for example, would insist that capital punishment is a violation of human rights, but only the most extreme fanatic would accept it as a just cause for waging war against the U.S. Saddam Hussein was certainly a harsh dictator, but the Ba’ath regime was nowhere near as oppressive as the Taliban government in Afghanistan. Iraqi women had far more rights and liberties than do women in Saudi Arabia or most other Muslim nations; and it is possible that Iraqi women might be worse off if right-wing fundamentalists have enough influence in writing the laws of the new Iraq. Wherever we draw the threshold, GR [a formal version of the Golden Rule amounting to a requirement of consistency] requires that we consent to the same treatment if and when we ourselves cross that same threshold. Thus, if we think it is morally permissible for the U.S. to invade Iraq in order to prevent the human rights violations committed by its government, then we must consent to Cuba invading Guantanamo, or insurgents attacking U.S. troops at Abu Ghraib, in order to liberate the detainees there being tortured and held without due process. Supporters of the war might object that the number of human rights violations is relevant, and that the Ba’ath party of Iraq tortured many more people than the U.S. has at Guantanamo or Abu Ghraib. But if the number of human rights violations is relevant, then so must be the scale of the military action it justifies. There may be fewer total people being tortured in Guantanamo than there were in Iraq, but the number of people likely to be killed or injured in an invasion of Guantanamo is far smaller than in the invasion and rebuilding of Iraq. Thus the ratio of tortures prevented per casualty of war is likely to be comparable in the two cases; and considering the continued violence in Iraq it may even be higher for the Guantanamo invasion. (This is assuming that there would be no retaliatory U.S. invasion of Cuba. But if Cuba returned the territory to the U.S. along with any American troops captured, then the U.S. would have no legitimate grounds for invading.)

Of course, GR is not a substantive moral principle but only a formal principle of moral reasoning. It does not commit us to any particular moral judgment but only demands consistency between our judgments and our attitudes and actions. This consistency can be achieved in either direction, either by changing one’s moral judgment or by changing what one is willing to consent to. Perhaps George Bush is willing to consent to the North Koreans, or some other country, preventatively attacking the U.S. After all, he did encourage Iraqis to attack U.S. soldiers when he said “bring it on.” So perhaps Bush could consistently claim that the U.S. was justified in attacking Iraq. But most Americans would not consent to their country being the victim of unprovoked attacks by other countries who feel threatened by us when we have not committed, and are not preparing to commit, any act of aggression. Most Americans are thus committed, on pain of contradiction, to disapproving of the U.S. engaging in similar preventative attacks against other countries.

(C. D. Meyers, “Why (Most) Rational People Must Disapprove of the Invasion of Iraq,” Social Theory and Practice: An International and Interdisciplinary Journal of Social Philosophy 32 [April 2006]: 249-68, at 257-8 [italics in original])

Amending the Constitution

Here is an essay about homosexual "marriage."

The Death Tax

Leftists want to retain the so-called death tax. Rightists want to abolish it. See here. I have an idea. If you favor retaining the death tax, either because you think nobody deserves an inheritance or because you want to equalize wealth, bequeath your wealth to the state rather than to your children. That's what you're advocating, right? Just do it directly. Nobody's stopping you. Oops! I forgot. You want to force other people to "bequeath" their wealth to the state, even if they don't share your values.

Ambrose Bierce

Minstrel, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less than skin deep and a humor more than flesh and blood can bear.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Best of the Web Today

Here.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "House at Stake, Midterm Election Gets Early Start" (front page, June 6):

President Bush, the G.O.P. and Christian conservatives are going to use the same-sex marriage issue as a diversion, a campaign tool and a wedge issue during midterm elections to invigorate their base.

Mr. Bush calls for a ban on same-sex marriage, even though he knows that the amendment is doomed from the start.

Partisan politics rears its ugly head in the sanctity of marriage.

Ron Lowe
Grass Valley, Calif., June 6, 2006

Note from AnalPhilosopher: The word "diversion" is interesting. Are people capable of thinking about only so many things at once? I don't know about the writer, but I'm capable of thinking about two, three, even four things at once. And what's this business about homosexual "marriage" being a "wedge issue"? Politics is about making choices; it's not about avoiding difficult matters. Many of us believe that marriage is a bedrock institution, so why should we not want to know where elected representatives and would-be representatives stand on the issue of altering it? Finally, how does President Bush know that an amendment is "doomed" unless he tries as hard as he can to get it ratified? Do philosophers not make arguments unless they believe they'll be persuasive? President Bush is doing exactly what he should be doing, viz., making a principled case for protecting marriage. If you think his arguments are defective, engage them.

You Supply the Caption

To this.

Tuesday, 6 June 2006

The Arizona Wildcats

It's a great day for students, faculty, staff, and alumni of The University of Arizona. Our Wildcat softball team just won the Women's College World Series for the seventh time in 16 years. It was an all-Wildcat final, since Arizona's opponent was Northwestern University. Arizona won the first two games of the best-of-three series, 8-0 and 5-0, thus making a third game unnecessary. Congratulations, Cats!

France

Here, to brighten your day, is an image from today's stage of the Dauphiné Libéré.

O Canada

It'll be interesting to see how Canadians react to the insidious plot against them. One thing they might do is blame themselves for not being kind enough to the would-be mass murderers. "Did we not make them feel at home? Did we not provide for their material needs? Did we alienate them with our Western culture and values? Were we disrespectful, insensitive, aloof, or off-putting? Were we insufficiently sympathetic or accommodating to their religious beliefs?" Another thing they might do is get serious about Islamism. It's not about President Bush, and it's not about America. It's about evil people trying to impose their will on others.

Ambrose Bierce

Accident, n. An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Conservatives and Republicans

See here for my post on conservatives and Republicans.

Honor

See here. Honor thy mother and father. Congressional Medal of Honor. Your honor. This honorable court. I'm honored. Do me the honor. I'm honor-bound to do it.

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Intermittent Explosive Disorder

I read about this in today's Dallas Morning News. At first I thought it was a joke, but then I realized it wasn't. People with this "disorder" used to be known, vulgarly, as assholes. Are we now supposed to view them as victims? Do they deserve sympathy rather than condemnation? Whatever happened to self-control? Notice how moral concepts are being replaced, ever so subtly, by medical concepts. It's not a good trend, for it threatens to dissolve us as persons. Will there come a day when nobody is responsible for anything, when all anti-social behavior is a manifestation of chemical imbalance, when we are to be treated for our "illnesses" rather than punished for our "transgressions"? And if we're not responsible for the bad things we do, how can we be responsible for the good things we do? Will concepts such as beneficence, respect for others, justice, heroism, courage, loyalty, honesty, and self-sacrifice have any meaning? Please God, let me die before we get to this state.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

As an immigrant and a gay woman, I have never felt so sad, angry and humiliated since George W. Bush became our president.

Twenty years ago, on receiving the honor of becoming an American citizen, I pledged "allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

I never imagined that the country I knew for preaching equality and fighting for human rights all over the world would have a leader determined to write discrimination into the Constitution in the form of an amendment.

If President Bush succeeds, how can I be proud to be an American?

Monique Frugier
Ardmore, Pa., June 4, 2006

Note from AnalPhilosopher: This writer is woefully confused. Discrimination on the basis of morally relevant characteristics is a good thing, indeed, the essence of justice. Discrimination on the basis of morally irrelevant characteristics is a bad thing, indeed, the essence of injustice. (Read Aristotle.) This writer simply evades the issue, which is whether, as regards marriage, there are morally relevant differences between heterosexual couples and homosexual couples. Query: Did the framers "write discrimination into the Constitution" when they required that presidents be 35 years of age? The question is ambiguous. If it asks whether the framers made a distinction, the answer is yes. If it asks whether there's anything wrong with the distinction, the answer is no, for age is (arguably) relevant to the office.

Note 2: What's the difference between a "gay woman" and a "lesbian"? Has the word "lesbian" taken on such an unfavorable connotation that homosexual women no longer use it to describe themselves? And if it has, why has it taken on an unfavorable connotation?

From the Mailbag

In today's Wall Street Journal:

"Many Households Are at Risk In Their Retirement Finances." A new measurement of Americans' finances shows that almost half of working-age households—given current savings rates and changes in pensions and Social Security—are at risk of being unable to maintain their standard of living in retirement.

So who will be tapped to help maintain underfunded retirees? Simple. FULLY-funded retirees! Implicit: those who did without in order to secure their retirements will be on the hook to cover for those who did not. The lesson, children, is to never save for a rainy day. Never live below your means. Never truly rely on yourselves—expect OTHERS to bail you out. "Others" will come pluck you off your roof as the flood waters of retirement rise.

WAN

Woody Allen

I haven't seen many Woody Allen movies, but I've read one of his books: Getting Even. It's hilarious. My favorite chapter is a fictional exchange between two men, Gossage and Vardebedian, who are playing chess by mail. A couple of years ago, I typed up the exchange and posted it in my blog over a period of several days. If you'd like to read it, I made it easy. Click here. Once you're there, click on the links in the titles until you reach Part 1. As you read each letter, click the "back" button to move to the next letter. There are nine letters in all. Let me know what you think. I suspect you'll have tears rolling down your face by the time you're done.

Monday, 5 June 2006

Leftist Cynicism

What is it with leftists? Instead of trying to persuade those who disagree with them, which requires finding common ground, they question their opponents' motives. Ted Kennedy says that anyone who supports the Marriage Protection Amendment is a bigot. In other words, support for the amendment must be motivated by animus toward homosexuals. It cannot be grounded in reason. How sad, that leftists have lost the capacity to engage in rational discourse. If you disagree with them, you're either stupid (in the sense of incapable of thinking clearly), ignorant (of relevant facts), or malevolent.

Addendum: Read this. It's President Bush's case for the Marriage Protection Amendment. He's arguing. He's stating grounds for a conclusion. In every Critical Thinking course in this country, philosophy professors teach their students to analyze passages such as this and reconstruct—charitably—the reasoning. Can you imagine a philosophy professor saying to students, "What's motivating President Bush? Does he have ill will toward homosexuals? Is he a bigot? How does his rhetoric contribute to the marginalization or oppression of homosexuals?" That has nothing to do with the arguments he's making. It simply shifts the focus from the arguments to the arguer (or to the effects of the argument). If you read Brian Leiter's blog, for example, all you see, day in and day out, are personal attacks. You see people's motives questioned; you see people's character impugned; you see people's beliefs dismissed because of how they were formed. What you rarely (if ever) see is painstaking analysis of arguments, and you never see anything even remotely charitable. Leiter is an embarrassment to the discipline of philosophy. If a student wrote on an exam what he writes in his blog, the student would fail.

Ronald Reagan

Can it be two years since Ronald Reagan died? Where does the time go? Here is my post announcing his death.

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Electronic Books

Here is a New York Times story about digital publishing. I hope I die before the book does.

Ambrose Bierce

Leonine, adj. Unlike a menagerie lion. Leonine verses are those in which a word in the middle of a line rhymes with a word at the end, as in this famous passage from Bella Peeler Silcox:

The electric light invades the dunnest deep of Hades.
Cries Pluto, 'twixt his snores: "O tempora! O mores!"

It should be explained that Mrs. Silcox does not undertake to teach the pronunciation of the Greek and Latin tongues. Leonine verses are so called in honor of a poet named Leo, whom prosodists appear to find a pleasure in believing to have been the first to discover that a rhyming couplet could be run into a single line.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Maybe I don't have history quite right, but as I recall, most of our earliest countrymen were immigrants.

But not all. Some were born here whose ancestry is traced back for centuries, the Native American. Most of them were annihilated by those who arrived here later.

We did not come by invitation. But we came anyway. Took over. Settled in. Divided up the land as though it were ours, and pushed the few natives who remained into abandoned corners.

Reservations, we called them, reserved for those from whom the rest was stolen.

Yep, many of our earliest predecessors were illegal aliens. Not much to be proud of in that.

And not very good ground for self-righteously building walls.

(Rev.) Robert Granger
Catskill, N.Y., May 31, 2006

Sunday, 4 June 2006

Burleson and Mesquite

What a difference a week makes! Eight days ago, I did my seventh bike rally of the year and 378th overall in Burleson, Texas. The temperature reached 96° Fahrenheit that day, although it wasn’t that hot during the ride. It was, however, humid, which prevents perspiration from evaporating and hence hinders the body’s ability to cool itself. Humidity saps energy. Sometimes the humidity is so high in North Texas that it feels like I’m swimming. I made only one stop during the 59.42-mile ride. The wind slowed my pace during the second hour, so I ended up with a respectable (but disappointing) 16.18 miles per hour. The final few miles were hilly and hard. I remember wishing the ride would end, and being glad when it did.

Yesterday, in Mesquite, things were different. Instead of riding by myself most of the way, I rode with others most of the way. Here’s how it went. My friend Joe and his son Jason, riding their tandem, were the first riders to leave after the horn was sounded. (In some rallies, tandems leave a few minutes earlier than single bikes—for safety reasons.) I knew Joe was at the rally, but I didn’t know where he was. I’m glad I saw him leave, because it meant I could ride hard to catch him. I fell in with various packs during the early going, which kept my speed up. Finally, after 38 minutes of hard riding, I saw Joe and Jason ahead. I pinched Jason as I rode up, which caused him to yelp. After that, I didn’t care about packs. I was content to ride with Joe and Jason. Joe is one of my oldest bicycling buddies, going back to about 1990. He’s also the person who got me into marathon running, which brought a great deal of pain, suffering, and heartache into my life. I curse and thank him every day for it.

To my surprise, I covered more than 20 miles the first hour, despite a mild headwind. That boded well for my average speed for the day, since, unless the wind shifted (which is not unheard of), there would be a tailwind all the way back from the southernmost point of the course. We stopped about halfway in for fruit and water. I chatted with a woman I hadn’t seen in many years. I remembered her name (Maryann), but she thought I was Dean rather than Keith. Hey, at least it rhymes! While at the rest stop, we met up with Julius Bejsovec, our bad Czech. He had been riding with the Carrollton Cycling Club, which has a reputation for riding a steady pace of 18 to 20 miles per hour. I’ve ridden with the Carrollton club many times and was happy to do so again.

I had a great time on the way back. The large group made riding easier than it would have been if I had been alone. Also, when you’re riding in close proximity to others, you must pay attention to everyone around you. Somehow, this makes the miles go faster. The group rode two abreast in the right lane of the roadway. When the two riders in front tired, they would veer to the side and allow the two riders behind them to come forward. I made sure I did my share of the work. Perhaps nobody would know it if I hid in the back, but I would know it. I’m no leech. After two hours of riding, I had over 39 miles, so I knew I’d have a higher-than-usual average speed for the day. I ended up with 19.42 miles per hour for the 55.93 miles. (It was a short course because of highway construction.) That’s the fastest I’ve gone in almost five years (since 4 August 2001). It’s also my 67th-fastest of 379 rallies.

See how much of a difference pack riding makes? I don’t think I worked any harder yesterday than I did eight days ago, but I went more than three miles per hour faster. If anything, I worked less hard than I did eight days ago. But while it’s fun to go fast, it’s not why I ride. I ride for exercise and camaraderie—and to get out into the Texas countryside. Yesterday’s ride was delightful in every way. Eight rallies down; about 19 yet to go this season. I hope you had an active (and safe) weekend.

A Federalist Court

Thank goodness—actually, thank President Bush—for Supreme Court Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito, whose early opinions show great promise. See here for George Will's column about a recent case.

Hillary

L. Brent Bozell III says that Hillary Clinton is a doctrinaire liberal, not a centrist. See here. Then why are so many lefists opposed to her?

You Supply the Caption

To this.

Smugness

Alan Wertheimer has no philosophical training or credentials, but that hasn't stopped him from dabbling in philosophy for the past several decades. A couple of years ago, he wrote a book on rape in which he called one of my claims "silly." There was nothing silly about it; nor is that an appropriate scholarly epithet. (Try to imagine John Rawls using such a term, even if he thought someone's claim warranted it.) Here is a review of Wertheimer's book by law professor Mark Kelman, who writes:

What makes the book [Consent to Sexual Relations] so infuriating at times is that for all of Wertheimer's bottom-line modesty and caution . . . he can be remarkably smug and non-self-critical about drawing any number of conclusions that warrant a great deal more qualification. (page 938)

Exactly. Wertheimer should stick to political science, about which he might be presumed to know something. When he tries to do philosophy, he embarrasses himself.

Twenty Years Ago

6-4-86 Wednesday. What fun it is to rise each morning, perk a pot of coffee, and sit down at the [Kaypro II] computer to compose my thoughts! I love this life, the life of a writer. Unfortunately, it’s not remunerative. If I ever hit the lottery or otherwise come across a large sum of money, there’s no doubt about it: I’ll become a full-time writer. Imagine sitting in a beachfront house, or in a mountain cabin, and writing the Great American Novel. Of course, for me, it would be something like the Great American Book on Moral Philosophy.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Senator John Kerry's supporters believe that the charges of the Swift boat group cost him the election.

The senator's Vietnam record, however, would have never been a significant issue had he not foolishly made it the centerpiece of his campaign, including the opening words of his acceptance speech for the Democratic presidential nomination: "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty."

If Senator Kerry had instead focused on relevant issues, the election result might have been different.

Alan V. Abrams
New York, May 28, 2006

Model Europeans

It always amuses me when Americans (usually leftists) say or imply that we have something to learn from Europeans. We have nothing to learn from Europeans, except how not to do things. See here for the latest example of European decadence.

Ambrose Bierce

Brute, n. See HUSBAND.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Homosexual "Marriage"

President Bush has renewed his call for a constitutional amendment banning homosexual "marriage." See here. I think many conservatives will conclude that it's not clear (yet) whether an amendment is necessary. Until the United States Supreme Court rules that state statutes or constitutional amendments limiting marriage to heterosexual couples violate the United States Constitution, the matter remains in the states. What we have here is a split between federalists, who want states to resolve the issue, and social conservatives, who want to take the matter away from the states. I'm a federalist. Unless and until the United States Supreme Court strikes down state statutes or constitutional amendments—and I doubt that it ever will—there should be no federal amendment. If Massachusetts wants to allow homosexuals to "marry," so be it. Those who don't like it can move. By the same token, those who don't like living in states such as Texas, which limits marriage to heterosexuals, can emigrate to Massachusetts or some other "progressive" state.

Addendum: It's clear, now, that President Bush is not a federalist on this issue, even though he talks the language of states' rights. It sounds as though he doesn't want state-court judges to resolve the issue. But the people of a given state can overrule (or preempt) even a ruling of their Supreme Court, by amending their state constitution. Many states (such as Texas) have done so. On this issue, President Bush is a social conservative acting like a federalist. Perhaps he is trying to appeal to both types of conservative. Some federalists may fall for it. I don't.

Trouble in Socialist Paradise

Perhaps this will induce Canadians to get serious about Islamism.

Safire on Language

Here.

The Pilgrims

Here is Russell Shorto's review of a new book about the Pilgrims.

Saturday, 3 June 2006

Donkeys

Here is an op-ed column about the Democrat Party.

Ambrose Bierce

Gnu, n. An animal of South Africa, which in its domesticated state resembles a horse, a buffalo and a stag. In its wild condition it is something like a thunderbolt, an earthquake and a cyclone.

A hunter from Kew caught a distant view
Of a peacefully meditative gnu,
And he said: "I'll pursue, and my hands imbrue
In its blood at a closer interview."
But that beast did ensue and the hunter it threw
O'er the top of a palm that adjacent grew;
And he said as he flew: "It is well I withdrew
Ere, losing my temper, I wickedly slew
That really meritorious gnu."
Jarn Leffer.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "For Want of a Nurse" (editorial, May 27): As a registered nurse with 30 years' experience, I take exception to your reference to "the coming retirement of the last generation of women who chose nursing simply because they didn't want to teach."

I did not choose to become a nurse because I did not want to be a teacher (and I cannot think of a single nurse I know who did either).

Nursing is the profession I chose at a very early age, and I began volunteering in a hospital at 15.

The commitment to nursing both in the hospital and in home health care has provided me with many challenges and rewards.

To simplify the profession as just an alternative to teaching diminishes the decisions, commitment and dedication that my classmates, colleagues and I demonstrate daily.

The work is hard and filled with challenges and frustrations. It is also filled with laughter and the satisfaction of providing service to people in need.

I hope to retire in 12 years. I will be able to retire knowing that I have done just that.

Jane Schauben
New York, May 27, 2006
The writer is intake nurse manager, Senior Health Partners.

Friday, 2 June 2006

Video Games

Brian C. Anderson has a column about video games. The most recent video game I've played—or seen—is Pac Man. Have things advanced since then?

Texana

Here are portraits of Texas's governors. I moved to Texas in August 1988, so I've lived under the past four governors: William Clements, Ann Richards, George W. Bush, and Rick Perry.

Best of the Web Today

Here.

Twenty Years Ago

6-2-86 Monday. I’ve decided to revise my legal relevance [term] paper for publication. Perhaps some law review will be interested in it, for it’s a nice blend of the theoretical and the practical. [It was published in the St. Mary’s Law Journal.] Today, while at school, I told Allen Buchanan that I’m ready to start the research on medical ethics for him. But he’s not yet ready to get me started, and Joel Feinberg happened to be within earshot, so Joel asked if [sic; should be “whether”] I would be interested in doing research for him. Of course I would, I said. So I gave him my home telephone number and he promised to call in a few days with some projects. That’s great; now I have two sources of income at the university besides my summer teaching job. Tonight, I got a call from Dwight Connely, editor of The Writ. This is the monthly newspaper of the Pima County Bar Association, of which I am not a member. Dwight wants me to write for the newspaper. I told him that I’d be happy to write philosophical pieces on legal issues, but that I can’t afford to attend seminars and things like that. He promised to call me when he needs an article.

Cheating

Ally shares her thoughts about male cheating. I have never understood why people cheat. At anything. Maybe I'm too much of a Platonist. I believe not only that virtue is its own reward, but that vice is its own punishment.

Peg

Here is Peggy Noonan's latest column.

The Party of Death

Here is Peter Berkowitz's review of Ramesh Ponnuru's new book The Party of Death: The Democrats, the Media, the Courts, and the Disregard for Human Life.

Immigration

I disagree with President Bush on immigration. See here. Disobedience must not be rewarded, and it would be if he gets his way. Let's deport all the illegal aliens. Then we can talk about how many people (and which ones) to allow into our country. Note that I'm not questioning President Bush's motives. He means well. He's doing what he believes is right. I just disagree with him that it's right.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "Bush Nominates Wall Street Chief for Treasury Job" (front page, May 31):

President Bush brought in a new Treasury secretary, Henry M. Paulson Jr., to sell the American people on the wonderful job he has done with the economy.

Mr. Bush apparently thinks that Americans don't get it. It is Mr. Bush who doesn't get it.

To an economist, the economy is great. The economy is showing strong growth, high productivity and low unemployment. But it has not translated into dollars in an average worker's pockets.

All of Mr. Bush's country club friends are getting filthy rich from a combination of lower income taxes, way lower capital gains taxes on income accrued from investment, and higher productivity.

But the vast majority is simply left behind in this booming prosperity.

And it doesn't matter who the cheerleader is. We get it. And we don't like it one bit.

Brandon Bittner
Royersford, Pa., May 31, 2006

Things

Which of the following comes closest to your life plan?

1. These are the things I want; this is how much I will have to work to get them; therefore, I will work that much.

2. I'm willing to work this much; these are the things I can get by working that much; therefore, I want only these things.

Feel free to elaborate.

Ambrose Bierce

Owe, v. To have (and to hold) a debt. The word formerly signified not indebtedness, but possession; it meant "own," and in the minds of debtors there is still a good deal of confusion between assets and liabilities.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Islam and Western Democracies

Here is an eye-opening essay by George Cardinal Pell, the Archbishop of Sydney, Australia. I read a version of it this morning in First Things.

Thursday, 1 June 2006

Keith Burgess-Jackson, Academic Thug

I must be moving up in the world. There's a blog devoted to me. It's funny, despite the menacing title. I'd like to thank the brave, anonymous person who created it. You da man!

Addendum: Just for kicks, what are some expressions for cowards? Here are some, off the top of my head:

Hiding under your mother's skirt.
Lily-livered.
Yellow.
Running scared.
Taking potshots at an enemy.

My mother always told me to be a man. A man would never run from a fight or avoid responsibility for his actions. I love the blogosphere, but one bad thing about it is that it facilitates cowardice. I'm proud to say that I've never published anything anonymously in my life. If I can't speak openly and forthrightly, so that others see me, I have no business speaking.

Addendum 2: For what it's worth, Brian Leiter shares my disdain for blogospheric anonymity. He writes:

There are occasions, to be sure, where anonymity is warranted, but, in general, I am of the view that people should own their words—among other things, they tend to behave better when they must own their words (and when they don't behave well, they also get to own the consequences, which is only just).

Whether Leiter thinks this is an occasion in which anonymity is warranted is unclear. It would be interesting to hear his principle. I would hope the principle isn't that all and only leftists, or all and only Leiterian sycophants, may blog anonymously.

From Today's New York Times

To the Editor:

Re "The Duke Witch Hunt" (column, May 28):

In a follow-up to the rape charge at Duke University, David Brooks writes, "There may have been a rape that night, but it didn't grow out of a culture of depravity."

I would suggest, however, that any culture in which women are valued more for their bodies than for their brains remains a culture that is depraved.

I am sick of seeing excuses made for the stripper culture, and I recognize the tragic fact that women like the accuser in the Duke case can make more money selling themselves than they can in almost any other arena of American life.

We are a society that masquerades as one of gender equality; until the day that women's work beyond the realm of men's sexual fantasy earns them equal pay, it will remain a culture of depravity.

Rebecca Lemaitre
New York, May 29, 2006

Language

Suppose the baseball game is tied, 2-2, in the bottom of the ninth inning. A runner reaches second base. Why do announcers refer to the runner as "the potential winning run"? He's the winning run. Calling him the winning run doesn't mean he has scored or is going to score; it means that if he scores, his team will win. In other words, he represents the winning run. The word "potential" adds nothing, so it should be omitted. The same is true of the expression "potential tying run."

Addendum: I'm watching the game between the New York Yankees and the Detroit Tigers on ESPN. The Tigers trail, 6-5. One of the Tigers hit a single. Chris Berman said, "The tying run is on base." Thank you, Chris.

Ambrose Bierce

Cœnobite, n. A man who piously shuts himself up to meditate upon the sin of wickedness; and to keep it fresh in his mind joins a brotherhood of awful examples.

O Cœnobite, O cœnobite,
Monastical gregarian,
You differ from the anchorite,
That solitudinarian:
With vollied prayers you wound Old Nick;
With dropping shots he makes him sick.
Quincy Giles.

(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)

Best of the Web Today

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